New Port Richey

New Port Richey is a suburban city in Florida, north of Tampa and south of Orlando. It holds the world record for more elderly people per square mile than any other city in the United States, most of which are from New York state. For one to live there is like dancing to no music.

We were looking for a nice place to live, but instead we found New Port Richey.

by Rachel Hastings December 30, 2003

New Brunswick Mud Cutter

The act of making your gal shart herself by spiking with laxatives followed by anal sex. A break-up move. Best if performed in an alternate location or one other than your place. Guaranteed that no female will ask why you haven't called her back.

My chick was starting to get clingy and suggested we move in together so I gave her a New Brunswick Mud Cutter. She hasn't called me in 2 weeks.

by Gray Sheridan / Barret Harber September 30, 2007

New York Burrito

The sexual act of pooping in a woman's vagina.

Because Eric didn't like the idea of shitting in a woman's vagina, the thought of a New York Burrito appalled him.

by Jo Fo May 12, 2006

New England

The six north-easternmost American states, located north and west of New York (north of Long Island, which is part of NY). Historically, eastern New York is occasionally included as part of New England (Vermont was actually part of NY at one point), but today it consists of Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Connecticut, and Rhode Island.

by Anonymous May 1, 2003

New Jersey Turnpike

A shooter made by dumping the contents of the bar mat (where you make various drinks) into a shot glass.

For his 21st birthday, Jim's friends ordered him a New Jersey Turnpike, which made him vomit.

by Mark Zawodny January 7, 2004

new york city cops

A group of people that 'aint too smart' - from the song by The Strokes.

"You guys are acting like new york city cops."
"Oh. Harsh."

by me February 1, 2005

New Years Kiss

a kiss to celebrate the new year. given between december 31st at 11:59:55 and january 1st at 12:00:36. the kiss is meant to represent the end of the year that was and the start of a new year and a "new you."

When the ball dropped, i got my new years kiss.

Barry: Who will be your new years kiss?
Kimmy: I'm not sure, I was thinking it would be you.

by tylersaid April 18, 2009