Murphy's Law

the law in nature that makes the B's prone to seeing Ken everywhere we go. Ken is everywhere and we always run into him at horrible times. B usually runs away screaming "MURPHYS LAW!!"

-aka- Ken's Law

after a long hard workout, who do we see?? but ken walking to his sweet car

-Murphy's Law

by Bitch December 7, 2004

murphy's law

the worst always occurs at the most inopportune time

I got in a car wreck and just like murphy's law said I also lost my job.

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

murphy's law

murphys law has many variations, including, "the reason why a day goes bad: (insert original murphy's law here) and then you hit chem class with people that yell at you for helping because they dont understand other people asked that person for help, and then you leave the class and continue to encounter other ridiculous absurdities, similar to symetrically shaped objects, where one side is specifically labeled -this side up- because sillyness is at work in the word ridiculing all that is sane and good "

Mr.brian bills: chemistry student and day experiencer: who also gallantly feels the need to apologize when he has a bad day

by the all knowing one January 7, 2005

Cillian Murphy

A living breathing idiot who ignores his fans and ruined Peaky Blinders.

Did you see Cillian Murphy the other day? I can’t believe I saw him. I’m going to have to avoid him forever.

by icelolly123 October 30, 2017

murphy's law

That every thing Murphy says is true and should be followed. Except for the things that aren't funny, which are.... alot.

"Murphy I am I fat?" to which murphy replies. "No you are not, don't be stupid"

by Murphy September 10, 2003

murphied

verb i.e. to be murphied, when someone sells you out to make you look bad in front of the opposite sex, thereby gaining an advantage for himself. Name after the tactics inventor, believed to be an irishman, from the cork area.

Person A: I was totally going to score with that hot girl until my friend came over and told her I already had a girlfriend.

Person B: He really Murphied you

by withheld, for safety reasons December 14, 2008

Murph

to hold in a fart with such anal tightness that the pressure is released by a dispersement of gas from the oral cavity

"Whats that noise? Jessie did you just murph?"

by Steve*O January 12, 2008