Murder Monkeys are monkeys that have been turned down sex by another ape or said sex sucked. As they become Murder Monkeys, their heads inflate, their eyes bulge out of their heads, they start wearing bellhop clothing, grow thrice their height and knives materialize in their hands. They then set out to kill everything in their path. The only way to end their killing spree is terminal crack-cocaine. It'll calm them down before making them die.
by JG_DUCKY December 13, 2021
Get the Murder Monkey mug.Why do people think you're intelligent? AMERICANS rape and murder people. IN AMERICA. We don't bomb their neighborhood and kill their neighbors and their neighbor's kids with them. We don't even execute them! They don't even go to prison for the rest of their lives. "The west" purports to believe the rights are intrinsic to all men. That rights aren't a circumstance of birth but, rather, a birthright.
Hym "I mean really! He wants to be my boyfriend SO BAD! GAAAAAAAAAAAYAH! GAAAAAAAAAY! 'hAmAs RaPeS aNd MuRdErS pEoPlE!' Seriously, if I had vivans A.I. would be sentient by now."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2024
Get the Hamas Rapes and Murders People mug.An English translation for the word Yandere, basically a psychopathic bitch who will go to extreme lengths to be in a relationship with you, such as murdering potential rivals, stalking, etc.
Guy 1: Bro, i need your help man! I think Leah is stalking me!
Guy 2: Leah? The girl who pushed som kid out the window in kindergarten for talking to her friend?
Guy 1: Yeah man!
Guy 2: Well, there's only one way to deal with murder hoes... *cocks shotgun* you get 'em first!
Guy 2: Leah? The girl who pushed som kid out the window in kindergarten for talking to her friend?
Guy 1: Yeah man!
Guy 2: Well, there's only one way to deal with murder hoes... *cocks shotgun* you get 'em first!
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by E-Stuffs October 1, 2016
Get the Murder Plant mug.PUBLIC RELATIONS NIGHTMARE ALAN "I" WALDMAN , KATIE MEYERS ETC. ...AGENTS...ELIZABETH JOYCE READE , former HEROIN ADDICT turned social worker , NOW DECEASED , husband SEAN ALAN (FX).READE..after deceasement of ELUZABETH JOYCE READE , THE FX INSERTED ..HIGH LEVEL .PHARMACEUTICAL EXECUTIVE ...AUSTIN TEXAS ...LAST PLACE WITH ELIZABETH JOYCE READE
ANTHONY >TONY HSIEH , ZAPP0S ...ZEBRA ASSH0LE PR0STITUTE PAY 0NLY SHIT
GRINDRHETEROSEXUAL INTERFERENCE
ECLIPSE...PARENTHESIZED BY QUOTATIONS
STIGMATIZATION RACKETIERING, RACKETEERING, RACKETEARING ...USED FOR DISHONEST MONETARY PAYOFFS and LOPSIDED WAGERING ...OTHER EXAMPLE...UVALDE SPITE MURDER SPREE...STARBUCKS INDUCED..ECLIPSES...ALAN "I" WALDMAN. R0GER "FISHER" 0F BAND HEART AND "E"L0N REEVE MUS"K"
By purposeful manipulation of an environment that is suppose to be safe by creating HAZARDS that should not be present ALONG with personal ATTRIBUTION EXPLOITATIONS and are subject to serious CIVIL LITIGATION.
Case in point, evidence mounts as how a FAMILY OF KATIE MEYERS deserves damages of 500 MILLION DOLLARS given her daughters DEATH used as A RACKETEERING VEHICLE for many people's dishonest ends.
ANTHONY >TONY HSIEH , ZAPP0S ...ZEBRA ASSH0LE PR0STITUTE PAY 0NLY SHIT
GRINDRHETEROSEXUAL INTERFERENCE
ECLIPSE...PARENTHESIZED BY QUOTATIONS
STIGMATIZATION RACKETIERING, RACKETEERING, RACKETEARING ...USED FOR DISHONEST MONETARY PAYOFFS and LOPSIDED WAGERING ...OTHER EXAMPLE...UVALDE SPITE MURDER SPREE...STARBUCKS INDUCED..ECLIPSES...ALAN "I" WALDMAN. R0GER "FISHER" 0F BAND HEART AND "E"L0N REEVE MUS"K"
By purposeful manipulation of an environment that is suppose to be safe by creating HAZARDS that should not be present ALONG with personal ATTRIBUTION EXPLOITATIONS and are subject to serious CIVIL LITIGATION.
Case in point, evidence mounts as how a FAMILY OF KATIE MEYERS deserves damages of 500 MILLION DOLLARS given her daughters DEATH used as A RACKETEERING VEHICLE for many people's dishonest ends.
Conveniently these groups of people who have a problem with your own BUSINESS you were stuck with and they are not in the cluster of INTELLIGENCE of understanding your situation but only hear DAMNING DEFAMATORY and SELF AVERSIONAL OPPRESSIVENESS due to OBVIATIONS place limitations are on a SPITE MURDER SPREE against examples given where KATIE MEYERS , ANTHONY HSIEH, ARNEL GUSTAVO, SANIA KAHN , ERIN "ENLOCK" PASCAL, KEVIN BACON, AND ALAN "I" WALDMAN (ALAN0 "JE" syLVAN"I"A (are subject to by many supposed kind people to all in all the recapitalization as THE SPITE MURDER SPREE where the only way to break away is find GENUINE NON MANIPULATIVE OPEN WORLD HUMAN BEINGS who can't be BOUGHT.
ALAN "I" WALDMAN was falsely hospitalized in the PONI UNIT OF SAN MATEO HOSPITAL as there APPROXIMATELY from MARCH 23 , 2022 TO APRIL 4, 2022 began a MANDALAY BAY INVESTIGATION of the worse shooting in US HISTORY and found a clear connection between the history of DATO DATUK M0HAMED MD HASSAN KAMIL FSA GROUP ACTUARY of SYRIA"KAT" TAKAFUL where he stepped down MARCH 31, 2022 during and the fraudulent purposeful overdosing of VALPORIC ACID and after given a TENT with inferior clothing for my troubles which I left due to infeasabiluty at TARGET SECURITY IN MOUNTAIN VIEW and it was soon thereafter reported THE SPITE MURDER SPREE false news KATIE MEYERS died of a DRUG OVERDOSE by being a DRUG ADDICT IN A TENT from STANFORD UNIVERSITY as you can see MANY INVOLVED IN ECLIPSE PAYOFFS.
ALAN "I" WALDMAN was falsely hospitalized in the PONI UNIT OF SAN MATEO HOSPITAL as there APPROXIMATELY from MARCH 23 , 2022 TO APRIL 4, 2022 began a MANDALAY BAY INVESTIGATION of the worse shooting in US HISTORY and found a clear connection between the history of DATO DATUK M0HAMED MD HASSAN KAMIL FSA GROUP ACTUARY of SYRIA"KAT" TAKAFUL where he stepped down MARCH 31, 2022 during and the fraudulent purposeful overdosing of VALPORIC ACID and after given a TENT with inferior clothing for my troubles which I left due to infeasabiluty at TARGET SECURITY IN MOUNTAIN VIEW and it was soon thereafter reported THE SPITE MURDER SPREE false news KATIE MEYERS died of a DRUG OVERDOSE by being a DRUG ADDICT IN A TENT from STANFORD UNIVERSITY as you can see MANY INVOLVED IN ECLIPSE PAYOFFS.
by MAJOR OCCURRENCE December 9, 2022
Get the SPITE MURDER SPREE mug.That's what the weaponized schizophrenia is doing by the way. If you can sue OpenAI for it, why can I not assert that it is the case that the weaponized schizophrenia does the exact same thing you are claiming the fucking AI does?
Hym "The 'weaponized schizophrenia' is, in fact, enabling murder-suicide as well. And if you would actually do an audit on when and where it has been happening and and you are doing that because you want it to negatively affect ME SPECIFICALLY before you do anything about it. You were lied to about what I was doing here and then you gave the liar the helm under the false pretense that what you are doing now does something other that prove my point or that it somehow invalidates any of the points I have made."
by Hym Iam December 13, 2025
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