Farting. A cute slang for warm little toots, normally done in private or secretly released in the corner so as not to draw attention. First usage in midwestern households as a way to innocently refer to farts in a polite and G-rated manner. The term was popularized by the character BRAK in his epic "I love Beans" song from the show 'Space Ghost Coast to Coast' on the Adult Swim network. (Search: "I love Beans by Brak song") Often, women are thought to "cut muffins" but anyone who has ever LIVED with a woman knows that women do not cut muffins, they release toxic clouds of mustard gas. Only little girls and little boys (and cute pets) cut muffins. In short, to "cut muffins" is to flatulate in subterfuge.
Look at Jeremy over there in the corner pretending to be interested in that painting, ha, bastard is just over there cuttin' muffins. That whole corner is gonna smell like death for the next hour...
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Coined at Carrboro High School in 2009 by the Quiz Bowl team when a sketchy member brought three small, highly suspect blueberry muffins that potentially contained marijuana. They were later sold to the general public.
Coined at Carrboro High School in 2009 by the Quiz Bowl team when a sketchy member brought three small, highly suspect blueberry muffins that potentially contained marijuana. They were later sold to the general public.
That dude came to school high as a kite. What a sketch-muffin.
That couple has been in that janitor's closet for 15 minutes. They are two sketch-muffins.
This man is a sketch-muffin as he has not bathed in three weeks and smells like vomit.
That couple has been in that janitor's closet for 15 minutes. They are two sketch-muffins.
This man is a sketch-muffin as he has not bathed in three weeks and smells like vomit.
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Get the Milk Muffins mug.1. A homophobic person who lets their fear of homosexuality get so intense that they lash out and cause physical or mental abuse.
2. Slang for an exceptionally large sized penis.
2. Slang for an exceptionally large sized penis.
Girl one: So how was he?
Girl two: I couldn't walk for a week after he stuffed me with that muffin beater.
Guy one: I heard he was gay..
Guy two: Oh, what the fuck? I don't wanna hang out with him then.
Guy one: Dude, don't be such a muffin beater.
Girl two: I couldn't walk for a week after he stuffed me with that muffin beater.
Guy one: I heard he was gay..
Guy two: Oh, what the fuck? I don't wanna hang out with him then.
Guy one: Dude, don't be such a muffin beater.
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