Connecticut Muffin

Derogatory expression for a conniving woman.

“She’s a real Connecticut Muffin”

by ColoradoBumpkin June 13, 2019

Muffin pussy

When your FUPA and your muffin top meet and create an alternate usable crevice

I was banging Kim last night and accidentally glazed her muffin pussy

by 47thumper October 2, 2019

The Muffin Man

A truly sinaster man. Often found roaming at the times of 12 and 3am. He lives under an elevator and his diet consists of pussy and Busch light. Friends with Andy Rush as they often listen to Pink Floyd songs together. Buttholes and heroin and a rusty trumbone. Do you know the muffin man that lives on Drury Lane?

Oh yeah me and the muffin man were chillin the other night on the and made a killer grilled cheese.

by Geoffrey long dong giraffe October 11, 2017

Muffin Slider

When two girls rub their pussy’s together.

Dude, Jo is a real muffin slider.

From Libby: I muffin slided Becky last night and it was orgasmic.

by DankeyKong420 October 14, 2017

creep muffin

Typically a man who creeps so hard but remains sweet .

That guy Jerry is such a creep muffin but he sent me flowers .

by groupmentality April 17, 2017

Angel muffin

Proper way to greet ur lover that is loving but also triggering.

Hello my angel muffin, I am here

by Ivanna1234 June 11, 2017

cheeky muffin

When your muffins get a little too frisky in the oven.

¨Brennon is such a cheeky muffin¨

by EmoPunkRocker June 22, 2016