The three-part text message cancellation

The passive-agressive, real-time technique a girl will use to cancel a date with a guy, starting with an initial postponing ("seeing a friend from out of town!"), a second postponing ("my friend is late, sorry!") and ending with outright cancellation, often without a second date suggestion ("Sorry, can't make it tonight! Talk soon")

The three-part text message cancellation goes as follows:
Girl: Hey, yeah, my friend Anna is in town for the night, and we'll just get dinner. Meet afterward for drinks?
Guy: Sure.
Girl: Yeah, so she's kind of down, I'm gonna have a couple of drinks with her, is that okay?
Guy: Yeah, I'll see you later.
Girl: Okay so Anna is sleeping over, girl's night in. Really sorry.
Guy: Okay, so we do this later then?
Girl: ...

by TheMontrealGuy October 21, 2011

The Great Area 51 Massacre

The Great Area 51 Massacre occurred on September 20, 2019, when more than 700,000 Facebook account users tried to storm the military base after signing a petition on the social media website. The large group’s aim was to take and possibly expose military secrets, including the apparent presence of aliens and complex, but other-worldly technologies (such as ufo’s) being held and kept in the base. An estimate of 699,999 people have perished in the fight. An estimate of 1 people have lived, with those currently being on the run. The U.S. Air Force and CIA have both announced that a “small number of documents” have gone missing and that the perpetrators will be apprehended.

Oh man, do you guys remember the Great Area 51 Massacre? What a day. I tried to Naruto run but lost both my sexy legs. At least we got those secrets though! #paulsayshi

by EKD_145 July 15, 2019

It’s not about winning, it’s about sending a message

Phrase from the internet funny man himself, Alpharad. This means that styling on your opponent is much more important than winning the game. Usually used in Smash Bros.

Opponent: “Why did you go for that forward aerial offstage with no jump?”
Alpharad: “Because it’s not about winning, it’s about sending a message.”

by Tronix6114 August 19, 2022

Text Massage

When someone texts a friend multiple times, creating a constant vibration on the receiver's cell phone so they can massage various parts of their body.

Friend 1 - Hey man, i have a really bad stomach ache, mind giving me a text massage?

Friend 2

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by Dyl-pod March 2, 2010

boston massacre

the sexual act of having forceful, unprotected sex with a partner, ejaculating inside them, then killing them. This act is illegal in all 50 states and is highly frowned upon elsewhere. The act is obviously named after the event where 5 Bostonians were killed by the British in 1770.

Guy1: dude I have to get out of here quickly.

Guy2: Why man?

Guy1: I just gave this girl a boston massacre and the cops are after me.

by dirtyman2010 July 14, 2009

away message stalker

One who is obsessed with reading everyone on their AIM buddy list's away messages.

Dude: Where is John tonight?
Dude 2: Oh he's eating dinner at his grandmother's house.
Dude 1: How do you know that?
Dude 2: His away message.
Dude 1: Away message stalker.

by Amy Joan October 29, 2007

Mykey Massacre

The guitarist of Tragedy Awaits Us, he has an excessive amount of dirty whores added on myspace (http://www.myspace.com/dirt456) he loves stuffed animals and his amazing girlfriend Jessabear. Fig newtons and orange juice are his favorite foods. His brother is Salcore the vocalist of Fight the Fear. He is amazing<3

Wow that Mykey Massacre is one spiffy guy!!!

by haiiiii'mcoolnstuffff April 17, 2009