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Mormonaire

A wealthy Mormon. Usually with net worth over $1 million. Usually, but not exclusively, located in Utah. Prominent examples include Mitt Romney, Bill Marriot, and Harry Reid. Often frequent Park City.
When I'm in Utah to ski I'm often surprised by the wealth out there. There must be a gazillion Mormonaires
by postfactor September 16, 2020
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Mortonspeak

Utter gibberish used by a team of people who intent to confuse and defraud good hard working people. Strongly suspected to have ties to Russian oligarchs.
It's Mortonspeak, the only thing you can believe is that Bradimir is making money on it in some way.
by iamcfb September 28, 2020
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mormon trucker

A man who goes around displeasing different women through poor sexual performance and general lack of respect for women’s pleasure.
“Dude I didn’t even make her wet last night.”
You’re such a Mormon Trucker
by Jeli October 19, 2020
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Mormon

Mormon Christianity is very similar to Islam.
by Levi Ebenezer the Wicked January 11, 2021
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Mormonland

Utah, the unofficial homeland of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, or colloquially as they are known, Mormons.
"A friend of mine just moved to Utah." "Oh, really? How are they liking living in Mormonland?"
by alrightbucko February 18, 2021
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Mormon

Self righteous douchebags who will be your best friend until you join the cult and everyone then treats you like any imperfections they can nit-pick off of you are mortal sins
Mormon people are only after your tithes
by Rabbitfox February 21, 2021
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Mormon Relief Society

Mormon women. Click-ish, horrible women who act “Christ-like” to your face and gossip behind your back. The Mormon version of a succubus, so no physical touch or any companionship, just friendly enough to extract information from you to report negative news to the “leadership” of the branch or ward, which they turn around and use as Mormon blackmail, insisting that you must do as they say or else face outer darkness.
A: Is the Mormon relief society doing anything to combat poverty?

B: fuck no
by Rabbitfox February 21, 2021
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