monday

the day of the the week that screws-up the rest of the week and your grade.

Monday sucks dick.

by JJtheTrumphater November 1, 2018

Moraya

A very energetic, bouncy, cute, and talkative girl. If you are lucky enough to catch a Moraya you would be wise to never let it out of your sight due to its innate ability to get into mischief. A Moraya can oftentimes be made out as rebellious, but on the inside, where no mere human can see, lies an intellectual loyal companion. Positive features include: cute smiles, an interest in school, an eagerness to help, and most importantly a deep, emotional love for her friends and family. Negative features include: occasional attitude, judgemental behavior, sharp chin, and her eyes are most likely often glued to her phone screen. Butt overall, a Moraya is a pretty cool thing to find.

Sally: ughhhh!!! I have so much stuff to do!!

Bob: hey I bet you could go get a Moraya to help!

Sally: Bro, that's a great idea! But what if she gives me attitude??

by Bootylicious bootyhole June 29, 2019

Madayson

Madayson is the most coolest person you’ll ever encounter. She’s more cooler than all your boyfriends and is bound to be a milf one day!

Madayson is cool!

by crabspoop June 21, 2023

camouflaged Monday

A Tuesday when Monday was a holiday. A day masquerading as a docile Tuesday, with all the crap and malice of a Monday. Situation is worsened in the event of the previous Friday also being a holiday.

We are all trying to get work done but it is nearly impossible on a camouflaged Monday.

Brian: "Man, today has just dragged on"
Miles: "Well, what do you expect, it's camouflaged Monday..."

by smartpizzagirl February 18, 2010

Mistletoe Monday

The day in which everyone wants to kill Justin Beiber.

Joe-

"Hey, John! it's mistletoe monday, guess what that means!"

John-

"It's beiber huntin' time!"

by AMERICA F*** YEAH October 17, 2011

chocolate monday

The act of shitting on someone or getting shit on

Dude Dave gave her the chocolate Monday haha.

by the right hand April 7, 2015

Double Monday

When a normal Monday is combined with yard work and/or intense house cleaning. Generally associated with being so exhausted that more work couldn't possibly hurt.

Wow, work sucked the life out of me today...screw it, i think I'll make it a Double Monday and mow the lawn too!

by Hulk_rogan May 12, 2016