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nappy meal

A term used to describe any meal that one feels is sub-par or bad tasting. This term has nothing to do with African-Americans (some think so because of the arguably derogatory nature of the word nappy).

Grammatical rules are generally very relaxed with this word, as it can be used to describe a restraunt/eatery that serves food that one believes to be unsatisfactory.

Also, on occaision, this word can be used to describe people (most often females) whom one may deem fugly or aesthetically deficient. This useage of the word is debateable, as it would imply this person tastes bad, which may or may not be true.
Example 1 (food item): Ay man, don't buy the Jose Ole burritos from the lunch cart, nappy meal.

Example 2 (restraunt): I aint never goin back to that chinese place down on East Main, that place is nappy meal.

Example 3 (person): Ugh dude, did you just say you thought Paris Hilton was hot? That bitch is nappy meal.
by Skeeter McDougal September 6, 2005
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meal ticket

an older man who shelters or showers with gifts/money his younger male lover.
"so what're you, his meal ticket?"
"no, dick is my WARD. says so on the cover."
by dagger_grrl October 11, 2003
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happy meal

Slang term that refers more commonly to giving oral sex to a female, since oral sex given to a female is referred as eating pussy.
I gave that chick a happy meal and she squirted all over my face.
by Cheta May 15, 2003
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Mexican Happy Meal

A Mexican Happy Meal is a sexual position where a guy has sex doggie style with a girl and ejaculates on her back then pushes her down a set of stairs (or off a bed) to watch her tumble down them.
a guy has sex doggie style with a girl and ejaculates on her back then pushes her off a bed or down a set of stairs and asks her, "how did you like that mexican happy meal bitch? Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha"
by Eymastud71 December 20, 2007
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happy meal

When a man wrestles his purple headed yogurt slinger until he intensely ejaculates into a condom(preferably flavored for enhanced flavor) and proceeds to put a straw in the condom and offers it as a meal to a female. The female then sips her happy meal until satisfied.
Aaron: Hey man did you give Amanda a happy meal last night? Shes been telling everyone about it.
Blake: Yeah bro I even used a strawberry flavored condom, she said it tasted like a strawberry milkshake.
Aaron: Im getting banana flavored condoms!
by Shftokersmoker February 2, 2021
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Three course meal

When a girl licks your asshole, balls, and then sucks your cock to finish you off.
After I paid for dinner, I took her back to my place and she willingly gave me a Three Course Meal as a thank you.
by Strokemon June 17, 2018
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Fourth Meal

Female version of tea bagging, by putting the taco on ones face.
She gave him a good fourth meal last night.
by mr muscles January 21, 2009
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