mouthski

oral pleasure. a blow-j. when a lady proceeds to wrap her lips around the tip of a gentleman's penis.

ways to increase your chances of recieving mouthski:
1) buy her a binyon's (or pbr, high life, etc)
2) compliment her on her tote bag
3) take your niece to see her dressed as a mall santa (only if you are into bigger girls...all meat and no potato...know what i mean?)

the girls in broken arrow, oklahoma skip the handski and go right to the mouthski. if you find a real freak, you may even get the footski.

by officer slater January 17, 2008

mousered

1.) When a mouser gets distracted and goes off to do something else.

That mouser got distracted by the ball of yawn and mousered us.

by hollowlife1987 June 24, 2007

mouge

Mouge is such an amazingly smart and beautiful human being. She can be overdramatic at times but will always be there for you when you need her. She is such a kind and loveable human being and anyone is lucky to have her as a best friend.

"Omg did you see Mouge's hair today"

"Yeah it looked so pretty in that ponytail"

by Justavampire123 April 2, 2018

Moukthika

Moukthika is a caring person and thinks about others, like her family . She is the smartest person in the world . She is so nice and can be mean at times if you are mean to her . She can scream really loud but doesn't"t mean it. She always says sorry.She knows people so well!She is so smart U_U .

Girl one ~ Wow! The new girl lend me a pencil!
Girl two ~ She is such a moukthika!

by TwoKoolKids June 16, 2019

Mouse in baked beans

A random meme that stems from “grossest things found in food” by They Will Kill You on YouTube.

Number 19; Mouse in baked beans.

by Your Average Stupid Meme Fan February 23, 2023

shit-moustache

inserting one's finger deep into their anus, then proceeding to wipe it on an unsuspecting victims top lip.

whilst fingering his ringer, colin knew that it was time to get his aunty with the 'shit-moustache'

the filth monger got me with the shit-moustache

by brewlio May 11, 2007

Lazy Mouth

The inability to enuciate clearly. Always slurring, constantly sounding a little bit drunk. People who suffer from this affliction often have to repeat themselves.

Person A: "Bitch, what did you say?"
Person B: "Sorry, I have lazy mouth."

by NDeck December 14, 2010