that didn't blow my mind or even my nose

Someone presents something underwhelming that they said would blow your mind.

To the cat video l respond, that didn't blow my mind or even my nose.

by I, Wreckerrr April 30, 2017

well trained mind

A website and book allegedly written to reach those who homeschool for academic reasons. The reality is that while the website claims to be open to all persons regardless of religious belief the reality is the opposite. Bigotry, homophobia, vicious attacks on the impoverished and religious fundamentalism is the cornerstone of the site. Well indoctrinated literalist, fundamentalist, uber evangelical people are the only ones truly welcome. If you dissent you are banned. You can talk trash about gays, minorities, liberals, abortion providers but if you dare defend any of these groups you will be banned. It is a disgrace to logic and reason rather than a guidepost.

Recent discussions about homosexuality and christianity prove the point about how not well trained the minds are of the authors at The Well Trained Mind.

by old befana September 10, 2011

Bored Out Of My Mind

When you're sitting in science class, and you have nothing to do, so you decide to add a bunch of random words to Urban Dictionary.

I am freaking bored out of my mind, someone put me out of my misery.

by askkkkkkk November 1, 2019

kill my mind

a beautiful son by Mr. Louis Tomlinson :)

Kill my mind is my fave song rn.

by poopheadpotato December 3, 2020

get your mind out of the gutter

A phrase said when a listener infers a dirty/sexual innuendo from something said by the speaker who did not imply anything of the kind.

Man 1: This hole is too small.

(Man 2 cackles)

Man 1: Get your mind out of the gutter!

by 12dan4 August 14, 2011

peace of mind

To be free of worries, it is often used as a bullshit term on commercials that try to say that their product will give you "peace of mind" and somehow completly solve all of your problems

AN ADT surveillance system will give you the peace of mind that you deserve

by KoolMintFlava December 27, 2005

Jace the Mind Sculptor

A magic the gathering character and playing card that when owned is a status symbol that places a player above those who don’t own one.

Why is Jace so coveted? - It is widely known that Jace has sexual relations with Ajani the lion man - Ajani is the coolest cat around. Jace shits out mox artifacts, owns a foil tarmagoyf named wanker, and wipes his ass with lotus petals. He is the hardest planeswalker around. “The mind sculptor” refers to his ability to have sex with and occasionally impregnate anything or anyone without even making physical contact; hence - with his mind.

Noob: wow is that a Jace the mind sculptor!?
Mtg Vet: yes and keep your grimy hands away from it fuck nut

by Zedoric July 16, 2019