Mass

A verb meaning to measure the mass of something, despite the silliness of using "mass" as a verb.

Person A: Go mass that compound.
Person B: Did you just use mass as a verb?

Or

Person A: I've been trying to lose weight, so every morning I step on the scale and mass myself.

by Eliyahu February 13, 2012

mass

Un mass est un terme utilisé principalement par les baby boomers. Il designe un morceau de tissu porté au visage permetant d'éviter la proliferation de germes, bacteries et virus. Le baby boomer prefere le porter en dessous du nez, sous le menton, dans sa poche, ou meme ne pas le porter puisque il n'y a pas penser. À noter que le baby boomer n'hesitera pas à toucher multiples surfaces potentiellement impropre et par la suite descendre son masque et se grater le visage.

-Madame, vous avez oublié votre masque.
-A mon doux, mon mass.

-J'ai asser hate que ça finisse, on se reconnait pu avec des mass.

by PinkLady2004 October 08, 2020

Mass

When you go to somewhere and mrs clause or Santa is having sexual intrcorurse

I went to town and I saw a mass

by Duck Cheney December 18, 2019

Mass

Mass is a guy who smells like diarrea and farts, he knows it too.

His DOL is very big tho.

USGA: YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT AND FARTS, I LOVE THUMASH!!!
MASS: NO I LOVE YOU DADDY I DONT SMELL LIKE SHIT AND FARTS!!!

by poq sloq October 06, 2022

mass

two people, as dictated by lord nicholas merle of the moving target

hey, that man killed two people, he is mass deathmatching

by chris_clear June 09, 2017

Mass Arrests

There you go. Round em up. Get the shit-lib propagandists in a cage. Emma said something about MeidasTouch so start with them. Get them all rounded up and don't release them until they give up the person responsible for this and then, I don't know, kill them all 🤷 ♂️ It'll be good.

Hym "Mass arrests are a great idea! Start with the progressives because they are actively colluding to hide illegal immigrants. Then, once I get my money your children can be safe again! There is really only one option here. Look how much you have all lost in trying to split the baby on this one. It isn't going to work. You need to give the baby back to the rightful mother (me). And these shit-libs will give up immediately. Because they never actually cared in the first place. And neither did you."

by Hym Iam May 20, 2025

blow critical mass

A person who in all likelihood could become overweight as they age due to their physical build

That girl looks great, but she looks like she'll blow critical mass when she gets older by looking at her face and hips

by Tribal_Warfare January 21, 2024