laidthuanian

the act of getting laid with a person of lithuanian nacionality

- You heard about Sarah?

- Yeah man she got laid with that lithuanian guy yesterday right?
- Yeah she got laidthuanian

by wellffshit November 11, 2017

laid an otter in the kettle

The act of defecating in the kitchen kettle of a person who is hosting a house party, unbeknown to said host.

"Urgh, my head. What happened last night at that party?"
"You laid an otter in the kettle"

by oxo gobbler April 21, 2018

laidjena

Fat

Omg dude your getting Laidjena

by Benson Handerson January 6, 2018

laid an acorn

A moment within an absolute hammering, where the losing participant, gives his or her fans, just a small glimmer of hope, only to see it completely evaporated just moments afterwards.

Madison Keys has laid an acorn here in Melbourne!

by kerbalicious January 23, 2018

Lardizabala

Evergreen monoecious climbers of South America having dark mauve-blue edible berries

Yo, i'm craving some Lardizabala berries.

by _1 January 30, 2018

laidbaid

laidbaid is like, when you’re chill but also mysterious? People gravitate to you naturally but don’t really know why

Yo, that guy is way laidbaid

by dryfuss May 6, 2018

Lard Ass

When some one who is so fat runs an mile they start to sweat lard, grease, and cooking oil.
The sweating of these materials can also happening by other extreme workouts. Usually excretes as ass sweat

Timmy: What happened to Bruce?
Billy: He ran a mile and now he's got a bad case of the "lard ass"
Bruce:(Sitting in a puddle of lard, grease, and cooking oil) Hakjwbdwebfawieubciawrfiwqciubudisclijcv9upgvpurvprvub
Timmy: What a lard ass.

by stale cheerio May 30, 2018