Lobster Tits

Describes the kind of sunburn you get on the 4th of July.

I was out in the sun all day, and now I have lobster tits.

by lobster_lobster July 6, 2011

Red hot lobster

A naked female is on all fours doing the crab walk in pursuit of her chosen male, in order to pin him down with her pussy so that she can fuck him senseless. Meanwhile, the male is spanking her with a freshly-caught ocean lobster, covered in Tabasco sauce to keep her away. The dripping wet female then begins singing her mating call, a classic B52's song “Rock Lobster”, in order to seduce the male. Once muscling the male in the corner, she proceeds to mount his cock whilst still in crab-walk position. Her rendition of "Rock Lobster" is then blurred as random screams and moans occur more frequently.

"Let's go slap the red hot lobster."

by TryItUWill_LikeIt July 14, 2014

Lolsturbation

When one amuses oneself far too heavily, too often, and as a result, laughs out loud at their own jokes frequently.

Man, this chick always laughs at her own jokes. It's like a serious case of lolsturbation.

by Pseudo Hanyou October 29, 2009

lost kid

Someone who is so stupid, you can't do anything to help them.

Teenage girl 1: I heart twilight!!!! <3 <3
Teenage girl 2: wow. you are such a lost kid

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Teenage girl 1: i h8 harry potter its so gay
Teenage girl 2: yeah, it's not right to use gay as a negative word, it's derogative.
Teenage girl 1: i dont care. its how i live my lyf.
Teenage girl 2: Okay, I'm not gonna waste my time on a lost kid like you.

by LostKid April 23, 2010

Loist

Feeling between like and love. Similar to being between wet and dry i.e. moist.

"You're sexy. I loist you."

"I like you more than nutella or ravz. I think I loist you."

by Beverage Thang November 6, 2012

Pulled a Lost

anticlimactic, disappointing. Creating a huge build-up to a fizzle.

I thought that show was great, until they pulled a Lost.

by Paladinski April 24, 2011

Corey's a Lobster!

Corey (or anyone else for that matter) is someone commonly called a "Lobster" when he is acting stupid, weird or annoying.

Corey: *Makes a weird sound in class*
Student 1: what was that?
Student 2: He's calling for a female Lobster to mate with.
Student 3: Corey's a Lobster!

by Lee Pong May 7, 2009