landazed

When you wait for someone and they somehow manage to be late or to encounter a problem so that they arrive more late than they said they will.

After waiting 2 hours for his buddy James realized that he got landazed by his friend.

by Kogda August 8, 2018

Lind

A person who acts/talks in a very childish or stupid manner. Coined by the biggest Lind Crazy Hand aka Burhan on Twitter.

Person 1: Suicide Squad is a good movie
Person 2: Lind. It sucks

by burLind90 October 3, 2018

LieDAR

A cutting-edge-technology terrain-surveying system that measures how many pathological liars exists in a given area. Since the target-blips all look the same on the machine's display-screen and therefore cannot be differentiated from one another, however, this system is actually quite ineffective at determining specifically which people to watch out for as being truly dangerous, especially as you travel into areas with higher populations of sport-fishermen, lawyers, politicians, used-car salesman, Bible-thumpers, etc.

If an evenly-distributed few of the vast crowds who were watching the Emperor's procession had employed hand-held LieDAR systems just as soon as The Emperor had started parading down the main street while "wearing his new clothes", these reliable-technology-aided individuals could have seen for sure that everyone else was actually just fibbing about being able to see the foolish Monarch's magnificent panoply, plus, of course, they's also know for certain that their own eyes were not, in fact, playing tricks on them, either. These "vindicated skeptics" could therefore have just loudly reassured everyone else in the surrounding multitudes that their being able to see nothing but a naked fat guy ambling down the main street looking like a total jackass was in reality **totally normal**... in other words, the Emperor really and truly WAS galumphing along the avenue "sans stitches", and so everyone could then have hastily stopped all the pompous foolishness --- and possibly also caught those two scheming shifty-eyed "dream-weavers" ('cuz dreams were, in fact, da only thing dat these two swindlers truly knew how to weave) before they got too far away --- and done so long before the Innocent Little Boy finally "broke the spell" with his "shockingly-impertinent tongue" when he casually blurted out to everyone around him about the Emperor's being in his birthday-suit.

by QuacksO November 21, 2018

Linåkerskolan

A school in a small town in Sweden, where lots of teens smoke.

Ah i see u a gangster?
Yeah i go at Linåkerskolan...

by swaginio November 27, 2018

LINBAP

Acronym that stands for,
Laughs In Not Being A Pussy.

Caitlyn's post- I almost don't want to celebrate this terrible county's Independence Day.

Normie- #LINBAP

by huggyburr July 4, 2019

Linape

Linape is a name for a person that has badass hair and clothes all the time, that person can not stop being cool. Linapes can draw amazingly good and are suuuuper nice too.

Mary is soo like a Linape! I mean, Look at her.
I agree, that jacket she has is the coolest!

by AgnesoBanana September 23, 2019

Linal

He has a great personality..kind ..compassionate..a divine soul..an exceptional character..

Linal is an amazing person

by Greenlantern17 October 21, 2019