First Church of Latter Day Alcoholics (FCLDA)

First Church of Latter Day Alcoholics (FCLDA)is a non profit organization founded in the town of Victorville, California in the Fall of 2008. A simple belief in the freedom to drink is the message this small congregation sends forth.

First Church of Latter Day Alcoholics (FCLDA) really saved me from a life of good wholesome soberness.

by Volcomxxstonerxx March 2, 2009

Clitty Litter

Bits of toilet paper that get stuck on your bush after you wipe.

Katie: OMG becky,I had to wipe off the clitty litter before my date last night to avoid an unsavory experience.

Becky: OMG, I totally had a clitty litter episode last night!

Katie: Like wow! We are so like, clitty litter buddies!!

by MRLEW262 October 20, 2010

Litter Hips

Exceptionally wide hips, prone to extensive baby making.

Damn JESS! You have some extra wide "litter hips".

by johnaconda August 1, 2009

tri-state lottery

The Tri-States include Connecticut, New York, and everybody's favorite New Jersey. Relating the above states to the female anatomy: Connecticut being the mouth, New York the vagina, and the swampland(s) of New Jersey of course referring to the Anus.

You have converted the tri-state lottery when you receive a blow job, fuck the vagina and ass all in one session of "love making".

Also very useful when chatting over work email, as you do not have to reveal your nightly endeavors to that bastard monitoring your daily emails. That little fuck deserves a trip to Connecticut, I hear it's lovely this time of year!

Our friend's roommate (affectionally nicknamed "The human cum bucket") must be one lucky bitch, she's always winning the tri-state lottery! She must be rich! With STD's!!!!!

Damn. I missed the tri-state lottery again! That hoe wouldn't blow me after I stuck it in her ass!

by Bo Kimy. February 24, 2006

clit litter

the pubic hairs of an unshaven vagina

I wanted to go down but there was way too much clit litter.

by its420in702247365 January 18, 2008

Lester

When you get weed that looks shitty but turns out to be mind-blowing.

Ted: "Damn dude that looks like schwag"
Brian: "No dude, I don't know. I have a good feeling"
(after smoking)
Ted: "Damn this is some Lester!"
Brian: "Hell yeah."

by Runescapeisreallycoolman September 8, 2011

Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, also widely known as the "Mormon Church," or "LDS Church", is the largest denomination within the Latter Day Saint movement (Mormonism), a branch of Christian Restorationism. The Church is headquartered in Salt Lake City, Utah, USA.

One of Christianit's fringe groups.

by R Thompson May 29, 2004