by Mah bixh October 28, 2017

A late night surprise occurs when you are asleep and your younger brother sneaks into your room and sticks his cock up your dry bumhole.
by SamB14 May 23, 2020

by Rowdycat January 11, 2019

by joemama17john May 12, 2024

mother: stop interrupting. I don't like that medicine you digest so well lately. And Joseph, also please improve your vocabulary. I didn't raise you to be such a rotten apple
Joseph: go scratch yourself
Joseph: go scratch yourself
by Sexydimma May 27, 2015

Oh shit, I forgot that I have an appointment this afternoon, and i need to make my time up, Looks like I will be here balls late...
by Sped81 October 20, 2008

The act of consistently being 3 minutes late, not giving any notice at all, over many years, and not giving any fucks about it.
by Timsmom September 10, 2019
