When ones connection to an online game is so bad that they lag all over the place. I hate this problem in gears of war.
"c'mon help I can't kill three guys at once!"
"Sorry man I'm having a lag spasm. I have to stand still for it to stop. I can't stop bouncing every where."
"Sorry man I'm having a lag spasm. I have to stand still for it to stop. I can't stop bouncing every where."
by annnnonnnnymous August 31, 2011
Get the lag spasmmug. The term used when lag occurs in a game but only when you're looking at the thing that lags your game.
Guy 1: "I spawned a skyscraper on Garry's Mod but it only lagged the game when I looked at it?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, that's Schrödinger's Lag"
Guy 2: "Yeah, that's Schrödinger's Lag"
by BoneZonelol October 8, 2020
Get the Schrödinger's Lagmug. Extreme tiredness and other physical effects felt by a person after a trip across time. Comparable to "jet lag"; this term affects the travelers time arrival in the past/future as opposed to the time zone differential of jet lag.
3:00 PM November 1st, 1885:
Marty:"This is heavy...I'm so tired..."
Doc: "Martyyyy, how on earth could you be tired?"
Marty:"I have DeLorean lag. I left 1955 at 5:00PM and arrived here at 8:00AM"
Doc:"Great Scott!"
Marty:"This is heavy...I'm so tired..."
Doc: "Martyyyy, how on earth could you be tired?"
Marty:"I have DeLorean lag. I left 1955 at 5:00PM and arrived here at 8:00AM"
Doc:"Great Scott!"
by FeFe Stink Pickle January 26, 2014
Get the DeLorean Lagmug. by daddy squash June 24, 2020
Get the Lag Fagmug. A play on “guns don’t kill people, people kill people”, but in response to the growing number of school shootings being blamed on first- and third-person shooters.
Coined by the Act Man, “guns don’t kill people, lag does”, shows the irony of the situation we’re in, Luddites meeting up and talking about Grand Theft Auto.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
Get the guns don’t kill people, lag doesmug. –noun
a temporary disruption of the body's normal biological rhythms after at least 24 hours without sleep dancing to 100 mph soul records.
a temporary disruption of the body's normal biological rhythms after at least 24 hours without sleep dancing to 100 mph soul records.
by Soulgirl March 6, 2009
Get the Soul-lagmug. The random quick spike of lag one witnesses at a random point in a horror related game.
Which often indicates the game loading in something that will kill or chase the player.
Which often indicates the game loading in something that will kill or chase the player.
by JeffyLacePipeandpoopers4297 May 3, 2025
Get the Horror Lag Spikemug.