Kitty Patrol

When you look out your window seeing if there's any homeless cats outside or looking for the homeless cat you feed regularly.

Dude why are you staring out the window?
Don't bother me right now I'm on kitty patrol.

by Juancabeza November 8, 2012

Tall Kitty

This is when a cat stretches and arches its back very high.

After waking up from a nap the cat did tall kitty.

by New English April 11, 2009

Kitty SnowCaps

Cat turds coated with kitty litter. Fresh one's can be found in the cat litter box.

also known as Kitty Sno-Caps and Kitty Snocaps.

Stupid dogs love to eat kitty snowcaps straight from the litter box.

Mom, the baby is eating kitty snowcaps again.

also

by punkfu December 15, 2011

Hello Kitty

A mascot for desperate attention-seeking tards usually found on purses, necklaces, underwear and myspace pages

1. "I am a mindless idiot, and I am over the age of 5, and I love Hello Kitty. Please give me attention."

2. "OMG Hello Kitty is sooo cute, and I guess so am I"

3. If you enjoy hello kitty, and think it makes you cute, you are a reject

by pooo cockie December 18, 2008

kitty litter

When a guy eats a girls pussy out and she screams and queffs in his mouth.

The kitty litter gave the guy bad breath.

by George C October 27, 2004

poison kitty

The Harry Potter shipping of Professor Minerva McGonagall and Potions Master Severus Snape. Often thought sick, squicky, and gross by some, due to Minerva's and Snape's extreme age difference, though I saw a woman, who was really pretty and she was like eighty, no plastic surgery either, for you Cher fans out there! Some though, find the Poison Kitty, or Snitty, ship to be most sweet, sexy and enjoyable. Mostly book Minerva, who is old, yes, but still quite beautiful, unlike sucky movie Minerva, who is all...wrinkly!!!

Me: ~Drools~ Merlin, that Poison Kitty fanfic was steamy, I think I fogged up my computer screen!

Stupid HP Fan/Poison Kitty Hater: Eww, that is so nasty, McGonagall's an old bat!

Me: ~Smacks with a baseball bat~ NO, MAGGIE SMITH IS, NOT MINERVA!

by Hatterkazoo July 11, 2006

Meow-Meow Kitty-Kitty

Cat.

Come here, Meow-Meow Kitty-Kitty

by TapCat February 9, 2021