Kevin 

-A man who vomits after two tokes. A man who doesn't know what a toke is. He has a small penis. He failed at everything in life even his abortion. He wants to be fucked by Lil Wayne. Has only brought one girl back to Myers. Has to pay for pussy. Secretly jerks to Blacked on pornhub. Has been known to cry during sex. Brought a strap on to Arcadia and couldn't walk the next day ;). A known liar. Will camp during Fortnite. Like

Oh Kevin, yeah, I fucked him in Prison too.

Kevin by UltimateWomanRespecter November 1, 2019

Kevin 

A guy named Kevin is usually an aesthetic simp that enjoys Travelers Club Vodka, eating ass pre-workout, purchasing tinder gold, and screaming rip cris rip sam while listening to country music and drowning his sorrows in shitty vodka.

I cant believe that guy he is such a Kevin.

Kevin by Fact=Fact April 9, 2020

Kevin 

He will fuck you and it’ll feel like he’s fucking you with two cocks

Kevin has a huge cock

Kevin by Yo gynnn November 4, 2020

kevin 

a rather annoying person that breaths on you and sits very close to you, sometimes will touch you for no reason and will send you 3 small texts intead of a normal one. but he is still somehow a friend.

I had a kevin over the summer, he kept me on edge.

kevin by Cclassmate May 29, 2013

kevin 

(kevin spacey) when your feeling spacey, or hung over from the night before.

went to a sick party last night got really drunk/what ever...feeling real kevin!

kevin by albion November 27, 2012

kevin 

may be a difficult name to pronounce but when u meet him you will realize he has a quality toothbrush.

boy- how do u say that kids name
fag- i think its kevin
boy- oh yea
fag did u know his oral-b toothbrush is out of this world
boy- learn something new every day

kevin by garbage truck up yo ass November 28, 2011

Kevin 

Kevin is a massive faggot who thinks he's funny but really isn't.

Dude, why is that faggot, Kevin, popping jokes? He's not funny.

Kevin by Dumbass2.0 October 19, 2013