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Kevin

an amazing guy who is just an overall sweatheart. he can cheer you up when your feeling sad. He raises your selfesteem every change he gets. He is a best friend anyone can have.
by heyheyhey24 :) February 18, 2010
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Kevin

The coolest guy to ever be in high school.
Hey look! It's Kevin!

GO BEARS!
by bearpigman June 11, 2010
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Kevin

A childish boy who has no skill in anything especially with the ladies. A gay hooker who nobody wants to bang. A faggot! A boy with a baby dick. Will most likely become a 40 year old virgin. Has midgets living in his fat rolls. Is fatter than a whale. Sits at home and plays video games all day.
Look at that Kevin over there.
That Kevin looks roomy.
That Kevin just hit on me.
by masterDoubleD May 15, 2009
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Kevin

A Douche bag who has a std from being with women that has std's. Kevin is very ugly and sucks dick for free. He fusses with girls and have no life. He likes dick to he even ate his mom out.
KEVIN HAS AN STD
by The nicest person ever April 6, 2017
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Kevin's

A new std that makes you change your sexuality
Bro I want it in the ass Now!!! I think he has Kevin's
by Prime day May 2, 2017
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Kevin

Don't look up your name of fucking urban dictionary for a small confidence boost.
Fuck off, Kevin is gay.
by Kraai_C June 23, 2018
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Kevin

-A man who vomits after two tokes. A man who doesn't know what a toke is. He has a small penis. He failed at everything in life even his abortion. He wants to be fucked by Lil Wayne. Has only brought one girl back to Myers. Has to pay for pussy. Secretly jerks to Blacked on pornhub. Has been known to cry during sex. Brought a strap on to Arcadia and couldn't walk the next day ;). A known liar. Will camp during Fortnite. Like
Oh Kevin, yeah, I fucked him in Prison too.
by UltimateWomanRespecter November 1, 2019
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