Karen

Karen is like water in poor African counties not there and dry. Don’t make plans with this wan She is so flakey she is as flakey as dry lips in winter. It’s not all bad but she only smells like almond milk 98% of the time. The only popsicle thing about her if her positive HIV account.

Karen .......run

by Jakehateskaren March 7, 2019

Karen

Usually middle aged woman, Known for either demanding the kids in a divorce or to have a parley with the CEO

There is seldom a Karen that isnt a fucking bitch but hey, there are plenny nice women

please let me see them its been a decade

My bitch wife Karen took the fucking kids, the whore

by Egg-Bongwater March 8, 2019

Karen

An old bitch that is a single mom. She has the meatiest pussy flaps ever. She thinks that she is smart but she is dumb.

Look there's Karen.

by shaquille_oatmeal__ April 11, 2019

Karen

Karen is the typical white mother who is also anti-vax, super Christian and vegan. She is known for creating divorces and taking your kids. She is not to be confused with a soccer mom. Karens love to tell you about their weekend doing gardening and drinking some random typical mom wine she got at Whole foods and posting it on instagram with an average of 3 likes, all of which seem to be bots or karens themselves.

Co-worker: How was your weekend Frank?
Frank: It was okay, Karen took the kids again and im sad.
Karen: #MAGA

by jim_the_epic_gamer kid April 28, 2019

Karen

Karen a middle age women who takes the kids the house and the dog she will call the manager on anyone and she is probably racist.

Person 1: Hey why aren't your kids with you.
Person 2: Karen and i got divorce and she took the kids.

by Karentookthekids12 May 4, 2019

Karen

Treats you like shit at work and tries to get you fired.
Treats you like shit at home and accuses you of rape so that she can steal your kids for the child support.

Look, that bitch just destroyed her husband's life and reputation so that she can use the kids for money.

I bet you 10000000000000000000000000000000000
Money tings that she's a Karen

by Only and lonely May 18, 2019

Karen

Mother of three annoying children, soccer mom, wants to talk to your manager, toxic feminist, bob haircuts, always has a starbucks cup, took the kids, vegan, anti-vaxx, flat-earther and believes healing crystals with save her children

"don't look now, a f**king Karen just walked in."

by epicminecraftgamer2008 May 29, 2019