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Joseph Smith

A science fiction writer from the 19th century, born on December 23rd, 1805, died on June 27th, 1844 by execution. His is the creator of the religious Mormon. Some would say he is like the Ron Hubbard for their outrageous beliefs and is known by Mormons as the "Dear Leader".

When Joseph Smith founded the mormon, he claims he was visit by two men who told him to start his own religion. Joseph further claims he had special glasses to read gold plates. This may have been the first instance in documented history where a guy was really high.
We love our dear leader, Joseph Smith, who brought by the true church back to this earth.
by Lando Pepper November 22, 2011
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joseph

when some has a big nose and ears like an elephant but they're actually human
bro 1: wow look at that Joseph over there

bro 2: Jesus Christ his nose is huge

bro 3: with the size of those ears he could probably hear us talking shit about him half way around the world
by Shadow_Chronix March 8, 2017
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Joseph

He is actually The biggest fag ever always gets into arguments hurts his girlfriend/s always never has real friends always just a depressed nigga
Is that Joseph he is actually the saddest nigga ever
by JosephTheSadNigga August 12, 2018
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Joseph

LOVES organization, has a little bit of ocd. The youngest of four. Has a effed up memory. A warm hearted, sweet-talking, adorable geek. Enjoys playing xbox, guitar, sleeping, watching Rob & Big, helps me solve stupid drama problems, loves Jimmy Kimmel, Rockstar, beer and wing night, and hot showers. Average body with a booty. Loves listening to Pearl Jam, The Fray and Aerosmith. The greatest listener i've met (:
He's a real Joseph, i've never seen his room messy.
I'm pulling a Joseph tonight.
My OnTheGo playlist should be titled 'Joseph'
by cupcake030491 May 15, 2009
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Joseph Merryweather

A bellend who always believes that getting naked is the way to go , always swearing and believing that "Fuckennnn " is the only word in the English Language. Swaying back and forth on a chair and swearing is his goals in life ....
Joseph Merryweather believes Constant swearing and saying fueckennnn when drunk. Gets naked on a regular basis at parties he feels this is when he should really get naked standing with beer in hand talking to people NAKED !!! ...
by mailface happy22 September 24, 2011
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joseph's are very hot guys they are normally the bad boy in the class the one where are the girls want him . They are also normally horny even at a young age but it wouldn't matter cause all the girls wanted him he made you fall in love with him with his stupid jokes or the good jokes or the way he said hello or the way he said goodbye and gave you a big hug the way he would be upset if i tried to leave him he is a person that you wouldn't want to let go of
woah joseph is such an amazing guy
by spoliedgirl101 December 23, 2016
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Joseph Stalin

One of the greatest leaders of all time. Turned a poor, semi-feudal country into an industrial superpower. His brand of communism remains to this day on of the greatest threats to capitalism ever, and many lies have been spread about him as a result.
by Rethorstill April 11, 2019
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