double-jointed

The ability to smoke two marijuana cigarettes at the same time. If done correctly, you won't remember you smoked either.

Johnny likes to show all the girls he is double-jointed. Go green!

by Sean McInerney January 15, 2004

Joithi

JOY' tee - adj. - Part mystic, part (mostly!) artist...beautiful spirit. Usually calm, but has an extremely hardworking B.S.-meter (since their crystal ball is always out being repaired). Also referred to as a "Joi".

1. That was kinda spooky the way she KNEW where you had been at that EXACT time, even though you lied about it. I think she's a Joi.

2. She's kind of a Joithi. That song she wrote was SO "my life."

3. She's got that joithi thing going for her. Did you notice how she just sort of spaced when we said WE did those Tags? I think she knew....

by ethiop February 8, 2010

Jonathan Troy Calderon

The greatest man you will ever meet. He's super hot,. He's the best lover anyone could ever have. He's found his Emily, so other girls need to hop off. He has the most gorgeous deep brown eyes, that Emily gets lost in every time she dares gaze into them. He's an extremely gernerous person. He's a great friend, and he's extremely loyal. He's intelligent. He's strong. He's artistic. He has gorgeous collar bones. His hands are sexy as hell. He takes your breath away, and his smile makes you melt. He can be shy, but always respectful. He looks good in everything. He's a complete sweatheart. He's adorable beyond words. He's sexy. He's a passionate lover. He's an amazing kisser. He's trustworthy. He's a good fucker. He's gullable. He's great in bed. He's creative. He's artistic. He can make you laugh at any given point. And he's all mine.

I love you, Jonathan Troy Calderon. (:

by emilyhoskins03 December 7, 2010

Jonathan Nauck

A delicious adult beverage consisting of 1/2 vodka, 1/4 Chambord liqueur, and 1/4 grapefruit, served over ice. It is known for its unique flavor and smoothness. Symptoms may include a heightened sense of style and lowered sense of inhibitions.

1.Damn, dude. All those bitches were drinkin' Jonathan Naucks and gettin' crazy last night. One of them busted out a titty on the dance floor!

2. Janie had three Jonathan Nauck's last night and just started thrown' leg left and right!

by B.R. Ballers' Club September 20, 2011

Jonathan Medrano

The definition of Taco Bell, trying to be cultured but made by white people.

“is he hispanic or white?”
- “oh he’s jonathan medrano”

by thedailyminecrafter February 1, 2018

Jonathan

Jonathan is the smartest boy you will ever meet. He is so hot everyone calls him daddy. He can take yo chick so be careful. He can also dance and rap. He has nice mushroom Jaír that drives marcus insane.

Gia: Wow what a daddy he must be a Jonathan

by Papiiiii chulo May 20, 2018

Jonathan Giddens

Lame like Zachary Smallwood.

Jonathan Giddens is lame.

by a kid who respects people October 30, 2018