knob jockey

a guy who rides another guys dick while holding dicks in either hand, usually in the movies in th dark

by supastew September 22, 2003

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Mouse Jockey

Computing, IT. Person of limited training employed to perform simple computer related tasks.

Don't give Bob full access to the system he is only a mouse jockey.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

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Joekryme

a guy who is unlawfully sexy and so perfect its a sin.His organ is a lethal weapon and after one night with him you would be begging for him to repeat the offense.

Tonight all i need is a Joekryme

by Tiffany Bradshaw December 15, 2008

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Jockey Bites

the tell-tale arc shaped scars left below breasts as a result of cosmetic surgery.

Are they real bro?? Nah man, check out the jockey bites...

by glenbruce August 11, 2009

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jockey cock

Condition afflicting guys who ride horses excessively. Resulting in larger than normal testicles.

Travis can't ride today he got "jockey cock" over the weekend.

by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014

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jockey puss

Condition affecting girls who ride horses excessively. Resulting in an unusually large outer pussy area. Typically swollen and slightly discolored blueish or purple hue.

Audrey had such a "jockey puss" it was like folded bologna between two bananas.

by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014

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