Jordan

An extremely sassy girl. She always has her sassy pants on.

Person 1: Stop being such a Jordan.

Person 2: But that's who I am!

by Finaynay December 8, 2012

Jordan

verb- to have sexual intercourse with a sheep

"Wow; that sick bastard jordaned three sheep."

by all knowing guy May 7, 2007

jordan

extremely tall person

The boy is jordan, he scares me

by keista May 22, 2006

Jordan

The name for the infamous mexican that roams tech schools.
Also see Googobbler

Robby: Jordan gets so pissed when he gets called Googobbler.

Aaron: Carefull he might have a shank from his prison days.

Robby: Oh shit, you're right.

Chase: I'm GAY!

Aaron + Robby: You already said that Chase.

by WickedRealDefinitions January 9, 2010

JoDean

A JoDean is a term used to describe one who is consistently on a "chocolate high"

The darker the berry the sweeter the juice!

"You better watch yo' man Shawanda! That girl is a JoDean!"

by thenigs February 5, 2010

Jordanette

A wet willy

OMG your such a Jordanette!

by Marry Burgess January 13, 2009

Jordan (girl)

Pretty nice most of the time. Does stuff to get attention. Is kind of a cry baby.

Jordan is such a cry baby

Jordan (girl)

by Suck my dick you bitch February 15, 2019