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Jocksniffer 

A young man of dubious sexual orientation who lacks any discernible athletic ability and spends practically all his waking hours seeking the companionship of male athletes.
Jock 1 "Sylvester couldn't make the hoops team, but he never misses a game and shags loose balls and towels so he can get in the locker room. What up wit dat?"

Jock 2 "Don't pay him no mind, he's a jocksniffer. Notice how he's always dropping the soap in the shower?"
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swab jockey

Anyone in the U.S. Navy below the rank of Vice Admiral.
A couple of swab jockeys got drunk and fell off the fantail of their frigate last night.
swab jockey by ars64 April 15, 2006

window jockey

minimum wage mouth breather who works the drive-thru window at fast food venues.
Burger King definitely has the worst window jockeys.
window jockey by Halitosis June 6, 2004

suicide jockey 

Trucker slang for a haz-mat (Hazzardous Materials) driver, such as a trucker with a tanker full of jet fuel.
Never ride in a convoy led by suicide jockeys!
suicide jockey by Justus February 3, 2005

nob jockey 

another word for a homosexual male who "rides" cock like a jockey would ride a horse
nob jockey by Elcheifio September 4, 2003

International Jockstrap Day

May 1st is the day! Whether it be for exercising or just for everyday wear, Jockstrap day is a day to celebrate your adventurous side!
Person One - “did you know today’s international jockstrap day?”
Person Two - “Sure did, got mine on!”