Jewish reality

One where you've never known what it was not to trust every family member, neighbor, person you meet, or sometimes even the government, media, and people you never met. One where all the bad people are strangers or people the news tells you are bad people. One where you accept everything you see and hear as true instead of as bullshit. One where everything is always pleasant and the sun is always gonna shine without going through adversity to get there.

The guy wasnt a regular sucker, so he had to have known a nice Jewish reality his whole life.

by Solid Mantis April 18, 2020

Jewish ud editors

I have to find a woman soon or I’ll be lost forever. My future is pretty much all predetermined now.

I have limited skills. This scares me

Jewish ud editors

by confused cajun man February 3, 2021

Jenise

Someone who is nice and drunk

Hey is that Jenise being high?
Yeah

by OrtusSux March 26, 2021

jewish people like the color clear

yes jewish people love the color clear, anyone who has mentioned liking blue or clear in the past is definitely a jew

ask him if jewish people like the color clear then we’ll know if he’s a jew or not

by $284$;&! May 28, 2023

Get me a Jewish girlfriend

I’m talking to you

Get me a Jewish girlfriend

by WorseThanHitler January 8, 2021

Jew Jewish Jews Jew

The ultimate jew, the jew who is more Jewish than any jew combined.

"Omg, it's the Jew Jewish Jews Jew."

"Wow!"

by D0N4lD J3WW Tr4mP November 28, 2017

Jewish Jumping Beans

See also cum, sperm, or skeet.

I let my jewish jumping beans spill all over that bitches' cunt

by D Y L June 5, 2004