Jason

Bad at minecraft

"Hey Jason, you are bad at Minecraft

by JasonIsBadAtMinecraft December 14, 2019

Jason Derulo

Michael Jackson wannabe/clone.

Chris Brown wannabe/clone. (lol)

After Chris Brown "died" (lol), they tried to replace him with Jason Derulo and then Justin Bieber. He dances and kinda looks like Chris Brown.

Person: Chris Brown's career is over, let's find another Michael Jackson clone!

Person 2: Jason Derulo looks like him. Let's take advantage of Chris Brown's death and cash in.

Me: Oh no, another Michael Jackson wannabe! When will it end?

by spiderkarnage July 25, 2011

Jason

One who can't commit and is emotionally unavailable. Also known by the names "Hobbit", "Frodo", or "Fig".

When he didn't call me back after dating for two months and telling me that he loved me, I knew he was a total Jason.

by Christine Longbottom July 15, 2008

jason luv

jason luv is my husband and if you see him , you would want his long cock

“woah is that jason luv over there”
“yeah, why”
“i really want his cock”

by kay_gurl38 April 15, 2020

Jason Mraz

Pre-2008, singer/songwriter one-hit wonder known for his 2003 single "The Remedy".

Post-2008, singer/songwriter one-hit wonder known for his 2008 single "I'm Yours".

Check out the next huge Jason Mraz hit, due out to radio summer 2013!!!

by voidsoul October 26, 2009

a jason

the act of whining over something that isnt important.

Bill: Man I cant believe Ted hit me in the face and didnt apologize.

Chris: Quit being a Jason!!

by youknowwhoitis425 April 18, 2010

Jason Cropper

The original rhythm guitar player for weezer. Was asked to leave the band before the release of Weezer (aka the Blue Album) due to unknown reasons. It is speculated that his girlfriend was pregnant, but this is unlikely. He was replaced by Brian Bell

Did you see Jason Cropper on the news today?

by Patrick Lewis March 29, 2005