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Justin

Likes to flirt but bad at it. Playboy in my class. Behaves like a dog.
Justin is my new pet
by Y7A1 的amous November 23, 2021
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Justin is the sweatiest guy you'll ever meet. He's always overheating, kind of an asshole, and never fails to be a fair weather friend, no matter how much you need him. He likes to make bad dad jokes and bad life decisions, but never fails to laugh at his own jokes. His life is a dark comedy, but like a low budget one. Justin gets angry when he's hungry, when he walks up stairs his ankles make clicking sounds, and his only talent is that his penis floats in the bathtub. He's surely the least beautiful person inside and out. He cares a lot about every animal in his life, which makes him a wonderful cat janitor.
Justin is facetious enough to plagiarize the most popular Justin definition and turn every compliment into a ridiculously false insult. I love Justin and his floating penis.
by justintin November 22, 2021
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Justin means "shit" he probably is the best and worst guy ever combined in this world. The sweetest among all, makes you coffee and will help your laundry kinda guy.

He can probably broke your heart though by making you feel sad that u will never be enough for a taurus like him.

So drink all the coffee that you want and kiss all the kisses that you can have.
by ninichocolatebar030 November 22, 2021
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My friend here, Justin, he's already taken and he's cracked at Fortnite my guy. AHHH AHHH AHHH
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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He is addicted to drum and bass music. He never listens to other music genres. If you should ever see him, listening to other genres, then he might be broken.
Wow he really loves drum and bass! He could be Justin. Lel
by DeschNetsky November 22, 2021
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Is one sexy hot motherfucker and has a penis twice the size of his faggit brother Jayden who has a penis like a pencil
Justin’s brother
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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One of the sweetest funniest guys you'll ever meet. He loves to joke around all the time and has the best humor ever that could cheer you up in any situation. Justin has big trust issues snd overthinks even though he's perfect.
Me:Im so happy i have a Justin in my life.

Someone:Yeah im so jealous!
by Icondaiisy November 22, 2021
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