Jordan 

Sucks

Jordan sucks

Jordan by Potatohsjbdf May 19, 2019

michael jordan 

An ass-kicking, free-point making, three-point shooting, son of a gun basketball player. That does not collect his SUB CLUB stamps.

Subway Employee: Sir, do you collect your stamps?

Customer: NO, I dont, but I eat here everyday.

Subway EMPLOYEE: Thats so Michael Jordan.

michael jordan by Jagu Doha April 18, 2004

air jordan 

A type of gaseous release, sometimes known as a fart, whick makes no noise as it escapes the confines of the colon, which occurs when the butt cheeks are spread apart, providing no "clapping" surface in which the gaseous release can exert its force on.

WE wer at the movie thatre, and i let out an Air Jordan so nobody would know who laid it.

air jordan by Soufpaw May 5, 2003

Jordaneske 

To have a performance, most commonly on the basketball court, that is very amazing and in turn reminds one of Michael Jordan.

Two men are playing basketball and one pulls off an awesome dunk to cap off a 60 point game.
"Dawg you were playing jordaneske! Those skills were crazy!"

Jordaneske by Cody Ridge July 12, 2007

Jordan 

An extremely sassy girl. She always has her sassy pants on.

Person 1: Stop being such a Jordan.

Person 2: But that's who I am!

Jordan by Finaynay December 8, 2012

Jordan 

verb- to have sexual intercourse with a sheep

"Wow; that sick bastard jordaned three sheep."

Jordan by all knowing guy May 7, 2007

jordan 

extremely tall person

The boy is jordan, he scares me

jordan by keista May 22, 2006