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Ass water

Normally used in reference to bath water. In it's natural environment, bath water is "clean", normally only dirty if your bathtub is dirty itself. But once a body is submerged, often just the lower half of said body, organisms and bacteria transition to the bathwater. Mostly unseen to the human eye, these organisms and bacteria spread throughout the bathwater in the steady metamorphosis into ass water.
If you didn't shower before taking a bath, you might as well have been sitting in ass water.
by Aurelico May 5, 2019
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Spain's ass

The best ass in Hetalia. No arguments with this one
Spain's ass is best ass in Hetalia.
by 🅱️ommunism January 17, 2022
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ass melon

(n) An insult, particularly in reference to an annoying small child, but also used as a pejorative for anyone you dislike.
The term is derived from the concept that the pain of giving birth is like trying to pass a watermelon out one's anus.
Stop being an ass melon.
Look at the little ass melons running through the store.
Why do you have to be such an ass melon?
by Larayne November 19, 2013
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ass for pass

That one girl/guy every student knows fornicates with the teacher after class in order to pass the class. An ass for pass can be easily identified due to the great grade in a particular class but a relatively low I.Q. level.
That ass for pass in AP Literature class gives more than just apples to the teacher.
by Illiterate children in February 7, 2008
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Marzio's Ass

A beautiful thing that we all like to stare at
Person 1: Oh my god did you see Marzio's Ass?
Person 2: cum
by BasAmbro April 15, 2022
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Dinner Ass

Dinner Ass: (noun) An ass so nice and delicious that it can be eaten for dinner.; An ass large enough to be compared to the larger size of dinner with respect to other meals.
"Damn look at the Dinner Ass, mmmhmmmm"
by Slowek99 December 7, 2013
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Ass Vortex

Loosening your sphincter muscle, allowing one to inhale Air through ones own ass, and then using that air to fart at will!
Sven tried to impress some girls by doing an ass Vortex.
by tx3000 May 2, 2010
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