slipping into darkness

when the toilet paper breaks and your hand slips into your butt crack as you are wiping it.

I hate this cheap toilet paper, every time I wipe I end up slipping into darkness.

by japster February 2, 2015

two weeks into the future

The near future.

Exactly how far into the future is ambiguous, but it generally refers to anywhere from five to fifty years. Far enough into the future to be noticeably different from the present, but not far enough to be unrecognizable from the present.

Can also be "twenty minutes into the future", "five minutes into the future", and so forth. In this context, "two weeks" (or "twenty minutes" or "five minutes") is exagerrated the same way "that is so five minutes ago" is an exaggerated way of saying something is days or weeks out of date, or "this is taking all day" is an exaggerated way of saying something is taking too long.

"I just read a really good science fiction novel. You should check it out if you're into that sort of thing."

"Is it really futuristic, like Star Wars? With flying cars and ships and laser guns and laser swords? That kind of stuff?"

"No, it's more of a 'two weeks into the future' sort of thing."

by Richard Phillips February 15, 2006

introverting

To become more introverted in social situations.

"Hey, do you wanna go to the mall later?"
"No thanks, I'm introverting."

by Aislinnbear95 April 3, 2015

diving into the red sea

when someone (usually a male) has sex with a (usually a female) while she's on her period.

johnny: hey sexy, you ready for me?
suzy:no way..*whispers* it's that time of the month)
johnny: don't worry, i'll 'dive right into that red sea.'

by D November 17, 2003

Incroot

Derivation of the word "oot", meaning incredibly oot, gives more emphasis on the shittiness of something than a simple oot

people that talk trash about New Jersey are incroot

by pOOTa August 26, 2003

interoperability

The ability of a component to work well with other components, even if those components are made by different companies (or other entities). Often used to describe a computer software component that uses standard interfaces, file formats, etc. to work with well with industry standards.

Windows' printer driver architecture allows a PC to have great interoperability with a wide variety of printing devices.

by David October 19, 2003

intollerance

Hating intolerance so hard, you have to let it linger on your tongue for an extra consonant.

Thank you for vetoing that bill; you helped in letting the world know that intollerance and discrimination have no place in our state.

Stop the H8 and intollerance!

by SBlain March 7, 2014