Florida is a really tiny town next to Warwick N.Y. where you know everyone and you know their whole backstory. Towns next to you don’t know you exist. And the kids in this town are real addicts. No one actually wants to live here, when the kids can get out oh boy they get out.
by ilovenuggss February 13, 2019
Get the Florida N.Y. mug.This little town near Warwick and Chester that nobody knows about. Their school is a shack, and they have only pizzerias and nail salons. It always gets confused with Florida state. Nobody really wants to live here but, we all deal with it.
by Random cat 142 February 14, 2019
Get the Florida N.Y. mug.Florida is really ratchet New York. The Miami metro area is basically the New York Metro areas except more crime and hotter. Even though New York gets snow, we don't have to worry about a hurricane every 2 weeks. Disney World is basically the only thing New York doesn't have, though you can find some magical bullshit in Westchester. They also have their shittier version of IHOP in Waffle House. Also they got Gators and Florida's football hasn't been good since Tim Tebow and Jameis Winston. The amount of crime in the state is pretty amazing; you can always find something on {Florida Man}. Final note: Syosset and Dix Hills > Boca
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