About as much use as a surfboard with handlebars

An object or person who is completely and utterly worthless

- My bloody computer crashed again last night and I couldn't send those important emails

- Yeah, sounds like that thing is about as much use as a surfboard with handlebars

by Brammo September 24, 2006

About as close as 'fuck' is to a swear word

'Spot on' or 'Perfect'

"Hey mate, did i do this right?"
"That's about as close as 'fuck' is to a swear word."

by Igibi October 3, 2007

don't you forget about me

The lyrics to a song that's on The Breakfast Club or something. If you're searching this you are extremely bored and you have nothing better to do.

Don't you forget about me! Don't, don't, don't! Don't you forget about meeee!

by Why do you care about my name? May 26, 2018

Stop Posting about among us

Which means "Stop adding among us stuff"

Can you please stop posting about among us?

by KarateJoe9000 March 30, 2021

The cat with no hat knows nothing about that

No hat + cat = no knowledge.

The cat in the hat knows a lot about that, meanwhile the cat with no hat knows nothing about that.

by uwuowouwu69 August 22, 2021

I'm either about to toot or shoot

This expression would be used by someone who has a degree of uncertainty about whether they have an urge to fart or whether he or she might actually shart or fully shit themselves.

I'm either about to toot or shoot right now, shall I risk it anyway?

I just finished my second bowl of nachos and I can't tell if I'm about to toot or shoot.

by ozzyp January 25, 2017

why you got to B about it!?!

Why you got to bitch about it?

wife: I thought i told you to take out the trash you lazy son of a bitch.

Husband: Yo, why you got to B about it!?! slow your roll

by DOC aka PLAYBOY November 9, 2007