human

The only species on the planet Earth that is concious of its immortality.

Many humans fear death.

by SearchingTheStars April 11, 2004

milky tears of human love

Arcing jets of seaman

My lad was so happy to meet her it cried the milky tears of human love

by POWER B May 13, 2003

human error

Constant factor in anything we do.
Cause for most of social, economic, psychological, political, military, etc. problems and blunders.

For great human errors see: "Dubya" and "communism".

For the opposite see: "Hal 9000"

Hal 9000 in incapable of human error, it's a bloody machine!

by n008a April 12, 2009

human bowling

a game most fun while high or drunk where you get in a wagon at the top of a really big hill. then you put garbage cans at the bottom of the hill. you are the ball the cans are the pins. knock as many of them down as possible and you win cuz ur amazing

man i broke my tooth human bowling. it was fucking awsome

by your my bitch August 31, 2005

Human Centipede Carousel

The act of making a circular chain of peoples, on all fours, connected mouth to arse hole moving in a circular motion, all munching eachothers buttholes.

Hey Jimmy, fancy asking the other guys if they wanna do a Human Centipede Carousel?
Mother told me to try everything once

by BertJimmy May 12, 2011

Human Eraser

One who's goal in life is to live life to the fullest.
To be a man and act like a man, drink great booze, smoke great cigars...laugh and joke.

One who is reliable and has a strength of being to help others.

An Eraser has the spirit of the gods but is a mortal....he lives life hard, happy, long and wide.....

Those Human Erasers are always there they have your back when you need them, no matter what the situation.

by JohnnySalami August 3, 2011

human beachball

A person who is so fat you can imagine people using him as a beachball

Eric: Did you see Richard in gym?
Rithik: That human beachball couldn't even stand up

by FreshMoneyTheRhyme March 13, 2015