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Honking the donkey

Masturbation. Generally involving a male but I guess a woman can honk the donkey too. Slapping the salami, beating the meat, chocking the chicken, etc. It can also be used as an expression for someone that is fucking around.
I went over to Luke's house but he didn't answer the door again, he was probably honking the donkey.

Quit honking the donkey and get back to work

honkeydory 

A word some people use when saying alright.
"You can't pretend everything is all Honkeydory."
"But everything is.."
honkeydory by pinkfairyflo October 2, 2022

Honkingmax 

A tiktoker who started posting January 18, 2020. Since October 30, 2022, they have gained 11.1k followers and 331.5k likes. Previous users from him include briankinnie, polish…rat, certified.man.enjoyer, raskelmybeloved, and more. They usually post art and shitposts on their account and have many cool mutuals.
Person A: Do you know that Honkingmax is not responsible for what happened May 8th, 2008?

Person B: What
Honkingmax by brian stells October 30, 2022
Yo girl lemme see them honkers!
She got some huge honkers
Honkers by imgayyyyyy November 1, 2022
Death in a Honda from an explosive takata airbag
That hondie was a hondie
Hondie by Mark1106 March 20, 2023
A hunkie is black sexy negro you’re black father doesn’t want you call in you’re room when you’re alone with no clothes
Father: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO THAT HUNKIE

Daughter: 🤔
HUNKIE by Urfavlayyy March 30, 2023