Holy-shit: shit from God's own ass. (Or Jesus, Allah, Vishnu etc etc) often used to exclaim surprise.
by Stabby3721 July 10, 2006
Get the Holy-shitmug. wife: "honey, where are you going, mass is about to start"
husband: "go on without me, i drank to much coffee this morning, i got to take a holy crap"
husband: "go on without me, i drank to much coffee this morning, i got to take a holy crap"
by the wopfather May 12, 2008
Get the holy crapmug. The biblical sex art of the holy 69 is one of which occurs when a female is suspended upside down on a cross inside a cathedral.
The male then engages the female. Inserting his erect fallacy into her mouth and proceeds to give cunnilingus to the female.
The male then engages the female. Inserting his erect fallacy into her mouth and proceeds to give cunnilingus to the female.
I know your god forbids this, but we must enact the holy 69 in the name of Christ.
As John 6 dictates: thou shall not be allowed entry through the holy gates of Christ, until thou has performed the holy 69
As John 6 dictates: thou shall not be allowed entry through the holy gates of Christ, until thou has performed the holy 69
by The holy grinders June 23, 2022
Get the The holy 69mug. A group of three people, who vibe and just meme their way through life, they all have individual personalities but all relate on a new level. They can all be very emotional but always support eachover through hard times, you’d be lucky to find a group of holy whores but when you do they are the best thing.
by Kettyb April 26, 2020
Get the Holy whoresmug. Ethan, Grayson Dolan and Emma chamberlain, their the holy trinity, so basically the sister squad is canceled because of the James Charles incident, but don’t worry the holy trinity isn’t over yet! The holy trinity is Ethan, Grayson and Emma
Person 1: omg did the Dolan twins and Emma chamberlain stop being friends with James?!
Person 2: we don’t know yet but the holy trinity is still rocking it!
Person 2: we don’t know yet but the holy trinity is still rocking it!
by Ashanty Najera July 23, 2019
Get the Holy trinitymug. 
A Holy Shirt is part of God's new merch. You can obtain it via Amazon or at a current Holy Store. Also check out the Holy Pants and the Holy Sweater.
Also used to replace "Holy shit" when your mom yells at you because you used a bad language.
Also used to replace "Holy shit" when your mom yells at you because you used a bad language.
Example 1:
Guy: Wow, nice Holy Shirt you got there!
Me: Yeah, I got it in the new Holy Store of the neighborhood!
Example 2:
Me: Holy sh**, I didn't finish the homework for tomorrow!
My mom: What?
Me: I mean, Holy SHIRT.
Guy: Wow, nice Holy Shirt you got there!
Me: Yeah, I got it in the new Holy Store of the neighborhood!
Example 2:
Me: Holy sh**, I didn't finish the homework for tomorrow!
My mom: What?
Me: I mean, Holy SHIRT.
by Patata con leche November 11, 2017
Get the Holy Shirtmug.