Holy-shit

Holy-shit: shit from God's own ass. (Or Jesus, Allah, Vishnu etc etc) often used to exclaim surprise.

"Holy-shit!"
"what?"
"That man has a penis on his forhead!"

by Stabby3721 July 10, 2006

holy crap

When you take a dump at church.

wife: "honey, where are you going, mass is about to start"

husband: "go on without me, i drank to much coffee this morning, i got to take a holy crap"

by the wopfather May 12, 2008

holy shrek

another way to say 'holy shit' or 'holy crap'

Holy shrek! That girl's gotta nice headband.
Holy shrek! I have a science test tomorrow and I haven't studied

by shrek's cock May 8, 2016

Holy Cross

A stick with a line going through it that people obey and worship

dear holy cross tell my son that i didnt mean to grab his somewhat thick ass

by leseshrmushrooms8 October 14, 2020

Holy insane!

A shorter way to say "Holy shit, that's insane!"

Holy insane!! Their removing the cow from the science building with a crane.

by dwightchocolate November 8, 2009

holy woe

AN expression of divine despair and melancholy

Good god! The Mullets are on, and the remote is broken; Holy Woe!

by Monkeybest November 24, 2003

Holy Shirt

A Holy Shirt is part of God's new merch. You can obtain it via Amazon or at a current Holy Store. Also check out the Holy Pants and the Holy Sweater.

Also used to replace "Holy shit" when your mom yells at you because you used a bad language.

Example 1:
Guy: Wow, nice Holy Shirt you got there!

Me: Yeah, I got it in the new Holy Store of the neighborhood!

Example 2:

Me: Holy sh**, I didn't finish the homework for tomorrow!

My mom: What?

Me: I mean, Holy SHIRT.

by Patata con leche November 11, 2017