Holy-shit

Holy-shit: shit from God's own ass. (Or Jesus, Allah, Vishnu etc etc) often used to exclaim surprise.

"Holy-shit!"
"what?"
"That man has a penis on his forhead!"

by Stabby3721 July 10, 2006

holy crap

When you take a dump at church.

wife: "honey, where are you going, mass is about to start"

husband: "go on without me, i drank to much coffee this morning, i got to take a holy crap"

by the wopfather May 12, 2008

Holy Muff

The catchphrase of the soon to be famous superhero "Space-choaps".

Holy Muff! That chinese guy is choking!...nice.

by Strachychoaps March 3, 2010

Holy insane!

A shorter way to say "Holy shit, that's insane!"

Holy insane!! Their removing the cow from the science building with a crane.

by dwightchocolate November 8, 2009

Holy Hotdogs!

A word used as an expression of extreme excitement or shock. Other nouns may be used in place of the word hotdogs, but the word was first hotdogs.

Holy Hotdogs! I'm so Hungry

HOLYHOTDOGS!!!Look at that guy's pants!!!

HOLYTRAFFIC!

HOLYSYRUP!!!

by Shelbyforpeace March 19, 2009

Holy Bejosa

Holy bejosa ! meaning to be suprised or shocked , similar to holy christ , jesus christ , this word is sounded with the intention of an irish accent !

Dude - holy bejosa your dad is a trannie who loves cleaveland steamrollin

Dudette - Not cool

by jelliot February 24, 2009

HOLY CUNNTINGNESS

a woman who is so seasoned at being a cunt, at the right moment, time, situation, etc. Men can't help but bow to the royal disposition of a woman well defined in the presence of swinging dick.. " The Queen Of Cunts" ... referred to as her " HOLY CUNNTINGNESS"

HER HOLY CUNNTINGNESS has all the respect of all the swinging dicks who have the balls to approach her; inevitably dowing down to her HOLY CUNNTINGNESS...

by IMSMILINGRU69 April 22, 2015