Holy-shit

Holy-shit: shit from God's own ass. (Or Jesus, Allah, Vishnu etc etc) often used to exclaim surprise.

"Holy-shit!"
"what?"
"That man has a penis on his forhead!"

by Stabby3721 July 10, 2006

holy crap

When you take a dump at church.

wife: "honey, where are you going, mass is about to start"

husband: "go on without me, i drank to much coffee this morning, i got to take a holy crap"

by the wopfather May 12, 2008

Holy See

Another word for Vatican City, a country enclave in Italy's capital, Rome.

Have you been to Holy See? I heard there are a lot of museums there!

by Boovian March 10, 2023

Holy Columbian

When a Columbian woman with a thick fat juicy dump truck of an ass sits on your cracked phone screen and when she gets up your phone screen is magically fixed.

Columbian: *sits on friends cracked phone*
Person with phone: “Dude I wear to god if you crack my phone screen any more I’m gonna kill myself.”
Columbian: *gets up*

*phone screen is fixed*
Person with phone: “Dude did you just pull a Holy Columbian?”

by RockHardAsianJesus June 21, 2021

holy woe

AN expression of divine despair and melancholy

Good god! The Mullets are on, and the remote is broken; Holy Woe!

by Monkeybest November 24, 2003

holy masturbation

After the occurrence of a massive dry spell, one must partake in the holy masturbation which is the act of sitting in a confessional using holy water as lube as the priest blesses your act of satisfaction

Im sorry father for I have sinned I haven’t gotten laid in 4 years. I must partake in holy masturbation.

by Dman1011 February 21, 2023

The Holy Alien

The Holy Alien aka Gunnar is one of the worst csgo players in the world, he is so bad that he makes people kill them selfs.

Gunnar is also very gay and like big fat hairy black balls

The Holy Alien stop looking at the wall and come to A site

by GUnnarGAming March 27, 2023