Hose Job

When you suck your significant others genitals whilst they are urinating

"We were getting really freaky and she gave me a hose job"

by SqueakyWindexBottle April 13, 2020

homedawg

HomeDawg refers to someone who is generally in a PMS mood 24/7, 365 days a year.

OMG she's being SOOO HomeDawg right now!

by GameSurge IRC Staff May 13, 2005

Hose Beast

typically a Hose Beast is a Beast who is hose

damn did u see her, she was the Beast who is Hose.

by Garrett Wright December 15, 2004

holed-up

(Coined officially here by Bustya Lipbitch March 14 '08)

(verb) To be shut up by forcible means.

Yet another entry from the Lipbitch vocabulary.

(Quoted from: "The Guru's Bunched Panties" by Bustya Lipbitch)

The moderator who removed my post said he did so because it didn't belong in the thread. I concede that much to big brother, but the griping-guru was liplet and I was censored because I slapped him holed-up on his own board.

by Bustya Lipbitch March 14, 2008

humping hose

A synonym for Firefighter. Slang word to describe an individual who puts out fires.

Oh yeah, that Ross, he's in the humping hose business.

by hosehumper November 17, 2016

South Korean Hogtied Hoedown

The South Korean Hog-Tied Hoedown was a punishment used by the US army during nam to punish foul mouthed soldiers. The punishment involved hog-tying the victim and forcing them to drink 5lbs of South Korean hooker ejaculate while getting anally raped by every commanding officer. This punishment was designed to make the victims mouth and soul as dirty as the words they were using. Most people who have gone through this have never spoken again

Hey Jerry, why has Chris been so silent lately ? Oh, that's because the corporal gave him a South Korean Hogtied Hoedown, he hasn't been the same since.

by Forest_Hump6969 June 22, 2017

Becoming Tha Hose

Making love to a Wall Duct from a home ducted vacuming system.

Origin: A friend was talking about getting a ducted vacume system at his home. It was the logical lead on from such conversation.

"Dude, last night I became the hose"
"I walked in and this dude was becoming the hose."

by Staggaz June 9, 2004