Holy-shit

Holy-shit: shit from God's own ass. (Or Jesus, Allah, Vishnu etc etc) often used to exclaim surprise.

"Holy-shit!"
"what?"
"That man has a penis on his forhead!"

by Stabby3721 July 10, 2006

holy crap

When you take a dump at church.

wife: "honey, where are you going, mass is about to start"

husband: "go on without me, i drank to much coffee this morning, i got to take a holy crap"

by the wopfather May 12, 2008

Holy Muff

The catchphrase of the soon to be famous superhero "Space-choaps".

Holy Muff! That chinese guy is choking!...nice.

by Strachychoaps March 02, 2010

Holy Bajeez

A common expression for an English person being shocked by a Mexican Person

Mexican: I just legally emigrated
Englishman: Holy Bajeez!!

by RET4RD SQ4UD August 06, 2019

The Holy McDonald

When you believe that fingering is the only method of sexual activity, you also finger bash a girl with a Condom on.

DoggyBalls: Bro! I saw you with that chick last night, a bit of black magic never hurt nobody! Did you smash?
MC WOG: Nah bro. I only believe in The Holy Mcdonald.

by Whoneedsajobba5 October 13, 2022

Holy boyz

Group of individuals who’s sole desire is to please nothing but the honeys above all else.🤘🙏

# Holy boyz

by Holyboyz July 15, 2019

holy petunias

Holy Petunias is a nice way of saying Holy Shit without cursing. This is a great method to use when being an elementary teacher.

Student; Are they going to feed us lunch on the field trip?

Teacher; Holy Petunias I just said they can't.

by yaknowwho707 July 24, 2022