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Holy-shit

Holy-shit: shit from God's own ass. (Or Jesus, Allah, Vishnu etc etc) often used to exclaim surprise.
"Holy-shit!"
"what?"
"That man has a penis on his forhead!"
by Stabby3721 July 10, 2006
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holy crap

wife: "honey, where are you going, mass is about to start"

husband: "go on without me, i drank to much coffee this morning, i got to take a holy crap"
by the wopfather May 12, 2008
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Holy Canoli

A common exclamation used as a substitute for Holy Shit to describe an exiting, ridiculous or unbelievable event. It's a very popular amongst those who avoid cursing. It's similar to other curse word substitutes like Holy Cow or Holy Schnikes .
Holy Canoli did you see that one-handed touchdown catch to win the game?
by Professor Dino February 27, 2018
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Holy Muff

The catchphrase of the soon to be famous superhero "Space-choaps".
Holy Muff! That chinese guy is choking!...nice.
by Strachychoaps March 3, 2010
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Holy Grail

South Korean mommy milker milf whos DTF and doesn't want anything serious.
Dude, i found the holy grail.

Your telling me you found a South Korean mommy milker milf whos DTF and doesn't want anything serious.
by judgedeath01 May 25, 2021
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Holy trinity

The three hottest men to ever walk this planet and if you ever disrespect darling you will dies
Lewis Ben and Ross holy trinity
by Kkaakkaakk225 May 29, 2021
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holy pot

a pot from god
cooking with my holy pot
by cockodutuledo March 3, 2017
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