Holy-shit

Holy-shit: shit from God's own ass. (Or Jesus, Allah, Vishnu etc etc) often used to exclaim surprise.

"Holy-shit!"
"what?"
"That man has a penis on his forhead!"

by Stabby3721 July 10, 2006

holy crap

When you take a dump at church.

wife: "honey, where are you going, mass is about to start"

husband: "go on without me, i drank to much coffee this morning, i got to take a holy crap"

by the wopfather May 12, 2008

Holy Muff

The catchphrase of the soon to be famous superhero "Space-choaps".

Holy Muff! That chinese guy is choking!...nice.

by Strachychoaps March 02, 2010

Holy Bajeez

A common expression for an English person being shocked by a Mexican Person

Mexican: I just legally emigrated
Englishman: Holy Bajeez!!

by RET4RD SQ4UD August 06, 2019

holy gape

A virgin religious girl that is a slut and only does anal.

Sally is such a holy gape when I put it in her wizard sleave of a booty hole it was like throwing a hotdog down a hall way.

by Crk. September 30, 2015

Holy Crap

When you take a turd and there is no residue left to clean off your hole.

Holy craps are my favorite because you don't need to wipe.

by Haliaeetus Luecocephalus March 15, 2020

Holy boyz

Group of individuals who’s sole desire is to please nothing but the honeys above all else.🤘🙏

# Holy boyz

by Holyboyz July 15, 2019