have a nice weekend

When someone tells you this on a fucking Thursday. It's not even Friday to wish this yet. This is the same person that will ask you how was your last weekend on a Wednesday or Thursday.

Neil: Hi Bob. How was your weekend?
Bob: It was great but you're now asking me this on Thursday??
Neil: Well, have a nice weekend!!
Bob: ( thinks to himself ) what a fucking weirdo

by cpetkunas November 20, 2022

I have cummies

When your raging at a game and are afraid to scream

Man this game is making me mad I have cummies

by Pikaguy November 9, 2020

have a steamy one

Basically a slang way of saying have a shit or just telling someone to be like charlie

"Turn the PS4 off" to which I would reply " have a steamy one". Or , " don't be a steamy one like charlie l".

by IOLO342 April 18, 2018

Have a Pecan Day

Have a Pecan Day is an esoteric way of telling someone to Go "F" themselves. This comment is derived from the "Have a Magical Day" which Disney employees use to tell visitors to screw themselves without actually saying so.

Well fine then, have a Pecan Day!

by Back 9 June 14, 2021

have a meeting with the governor

take a shit, go to the bathroom and cannot be bothered, important business

Wife: where are you going?
Man: Don't bother me i have a meeting with the governor.

by wacokid September 26, 2010

…and there you have giraffes!

An “oh well” type response to when another person cannot figure out the answer to a completely simple response to what seems like a complicated question, that in turn must be clarified by the enquirer in the final outcome. Resulting in this phrase.

Enquirer: Do you know the sound a giraffe makes?
Answerer: remains quiet and confused
Enquirer: That’s okay, I looked it up, and it said, a low-bleeting sound, kind of like a sheep. Ready to try it?
Answerer: BAAAA
Enquirer: …and there you have giraffes!

by Elektrckevin September 23, 2021

you're having a laugh

Making a big joke, so in that case, you're having a laugh..

Friend 1: I think I can defeat the high schoolers today!
Friend 2: HAHA, YOU'RE HAVING A LAUGH MATE!

by Hold Tight ASZNEE December 10, 2017