When a dude in a purple hat is dancing with another dude and quietly and unassumingly he whips out a pink dildo.
by cuffy92 May 05, 2010
by MarcDub March 10, 2016
An interesting species most often associated with the common frat boy. He is most easily identified by his wearing of a white baseball cap with his college/favorite sports team embroidered on it. Behaviors most often noted are drunkenness, brawling, and ridicule of all things that are not like them and their kind.
Two white hats began fighting in the middle of the street, outside of the sports bar, after one of them had looked at the other one'd girl.
by Girl Friday January 23, 2004
a reoccurring character in the web comic xkcd. a self described classhole with an outstanding arrest record. always seen in a black top hat.
person 1: i poked holes in your ramen noodles and condoms.
person 2: Dude, stop fucking pretending to be hat guy!!! You are not a fucking Stick Figure.
person 2: Dude, stop fucking pretending to be hat guy!!! You are not a fucking Stick Figure.
by IIAOPSW November 02, 2008
by The Dirty Mouth of the South August 17, 2010
by Joshua Holland September 03, 2004
a fat white woman who is 500 pounds, who will haul all that ass just to take your hat and fuck up your day
by i forgot April 13, 2005