Glass crushing

To crush, gush, swoon or otherwise fall all over one's self for Ira Glass of This American Life.

Uh-oh, turn off the radio. She's Glass crushing again.

by snarfgarble April 4, 2013

glassaphobia

Fear of Google Glass

"Why aren't you wearing Glass, Sergey?"
"Because I have glassaphobia.

by Xectron November 16, 2013

glassasshole

Dude or chick that wears Google Glass like a butthole, tries to act as though they don't behave like a bluetooth douche.

Is that glassasshole looking at me, or staring into his dumbass glasses?

by gockomonster February 26, 2014

glass witch

1. a very rude, very basic individual that you can see right through, often associated with a basic bitch

2. also refers to someone who is a bitch but has never been caught in the act of being said bitch, thus being clear as glass of blame of their behaviour

3. also refers to a bitch/ rude person specifically female that sells meth (highest grade of meth (glass grade))

1. there is no point talking to her she is a glass witch

2. you can never catch her in the act, she's a glass witch

3. bro, that hoe sells the best shit, too bad she's a glass witch

by butterpat April 21, 2015

Glassblower's Technique

1. The technique used by glassblowers to shape and form hot glass.

2. A sex act in which one places the end of a long tube on another's nipple and blows vigorously into the other end.

1. Did you see that glassblower's technique? He made a vase in minutes.
2. Did you hear about John and Sally? They did the glassblower's technique last night, she says her nipples haven't been the same since.

by Cactus fucker November 17, 2015

glass eff

When you're in a formal situation and can't show someone the finger so you correct your glasses with it showing that to the person

He was destroying my arguments in the debate so I repeated glass effed him until he committed noobicide.

by TheCla$hster December 31, 2015

Glasben Hot Pocket

Very similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket except the feces are from infected mongooses from the southern horn of Glasben trail. After the feces are stuffed in the Penis hole the man must preform auto felliato and retrive the moongoose feces and name the flavour. The better guess of feces of the male gets his anus hole burned and a permanet match stuck up his ass that burns for hours

I wanna preform a Glasben Hot Pocket on my dad

by pax_jax June 20, 2016