The Guitar

When a gentleman is sitting down and masturbating while he's fingering his lady there is standing up so it look like he's playing a guitar

Gentleman: I really dont feel like having sex tonight honny. Can't i just masturbate in peace.
Lady: Come on baby. Can't you atleast make the guitar so i also can get som fun?
Gentleman: Fine.
Lady: Atleast i will get something bigger than your dick tonight.
Gentleman: .....

by The_dirty_poet May 27, 2016

The Guitar

When a gentleman is sitting down and masturbating while he's fingering his lady there is standing up so it look like he's playing a guitar

Gentleman: I really dont feel like having sex tonight honny. Can't i just masturbate in peace.
Lady: Come on baby. Can't you atleast make the guitar so i also can get som fun?
Gentleman: Fine.
Lady: Atleast i will get something bigger than your dick tonight.
Gentleman: .....

by The_dirty_poet May 27, 2016

The guitar

Tickling someone up and down body like your playing and strumming a guitar

Doing the “guitar” is where the one person is lying down and you tickle them like your playing a guitar. Just don’t do the guitar to a random person obviously-_-

by SJGAMMABRUH April 11, 2021

Guitar-Sensitive

The excuse a Karen uses to complain about live music at a campground, in order to control and otherwise suck the joy of life from others .

Karen complained about the man softly playing an acoustic guitar, claiming she was guitar-sensitive.

by Dickbagfartbucket July 15, 2022

9-Stringed guitar

you'll buy it, play 0-0-0-0-0-000-00-0-000-00-0-0-0-0000-0-0-0 or think your a Djent god, but you'll put it away for at least a month

Bro, I just got a 9-Stringed guitar, I'm a Djent god

by big pickel May 9, 2022

Guitarism

A form of racism against guitarists

I’m so tired of these people that have such guitarism in their hearts…

by KRONOCAL October 15, 2023

Guitar player

Scarily good.
Probably has more guitars than friends.

Donavan- “I have 5 guitars!”
Lexi- “your a guitar player? So you have no friends?”
Donavan- “aren’t you my friend?”
*awkward silence*

by Bitchless-Lesbian October 23, 2023