La Rosa de Guadalupe

A pussy ass christian mexican tv show about people doing stupid things and how god help them, most of its audience are basically fat woman or just persons that want to laugh about how stupid it is

Michael: Hey john want to play mario kart 69 ???
John: I can't, I'm watching La Rosa de Guadalupe
Michael: That program is for ass mexicans
John: I know, but is funny beacuse its dumb

by CamiloCamote May 5, 2019

fox guarding the chicken coop

A completely prejudiced and stereotypical saying used by ignorant homophobes to justify not giving orphaned children to gay parents. This is based on the belief that all gay people are pedophiles, which is hateful and mean.

"We can't let those fags have kids, they'll just use them as sex toys! Its like the fox guarding the chicken coop!" "Dude, i'm not even gay and I know thats f*cked up.

by imgettingbored March 27, 2011

guarana

guarana is a product that is made by taking from french speaking naked aboriginal natives from the rain forest that were speared by corporate barstewards while eating their croissants

god this guarana drink tastes so much better now i know it was stolen from sexy naked french speaking aboriginals from the amazon...

by slartibartfarst September 24, 2009

color guard

a large group of fat ass teenage girls that were too ugly to make the cheer squad and too fat to make the dance team. so instead they are in color guard where they wave flags around at half time and cause the entire male student body to vomit profusely. commonly referred to as the dogs, boys bark and ruff when they perform when they aren't vomiting.

Ew! the color guard is so disgusting!

they've released the dogs! (implying that they are about to perform)

nasty! the color guard just passed by!

by Seymoure Asse March 25, 2011

Spoon Guard

-One who has a guard on their spoon.
-In ancient form it was a cat found on a giant wooden spoon.
-Often used to keep random objects from entering one's rectum.

"Dude can you pass me that spoon guard cuase I need to stop these rainbows from crawling up my ass"

by Chubs October 24, 2003

Coast Guard

Someone who finds herself saving friends from unfortunate sexual situations.
see sailing your boat

"Coast Guard Kortney saved me last night, she pulled me off of that guy with the Fo-Hawk and jacked up teeth, Oh My Gawd!"
"Man, Coast Guard Kortney saved me, but then she made out with him"

by Kortney J May 14, 2007

Coast Guard

A bunch of military wannabes.

how they hell are they even part of the military!?

by Hayabusa September 14, 2005