Crotch Grinders

An ethnicity, race, or culture of people renowned for a very high rate of breeding

Also see Mexican.

Where the hell did all these Mexicans come from? Damn crotch grinders.

by sparhavoc October 8, 2016

fist grin

When you punch someone and their teeth get stuck in your fist.

"Sam hit that dude so hard he had a fist grin."

by knowsstuffdude March 25, 2017

scorpion grind

When you attempt any trick on a bike or board and mess up falling face first on the ground. While your face is in the dirt your legs bend up and over your body behind your head.

Karo-How did Peter get that scar on his face?

Al- Peter was riding his bike missed the rail with his peg and decided to do a scorpion grind instead.

Karo- ouch, did his heels touch the back of his head?

Al- yes, it was perfect form.

by Stevieshorts July 4, 2017

deep grind

One has an itchy asshole in public and does not want to be seen scratching, so he proceeds to drill his hips downward and slightly side to side thereby discarding of the itchy asshole.

Bro, I was on a date with this chick when I got the most itchy asshole you could imagine! Yeah, I didn't want her to know so when I sat down I did the deep grind, and she had no idea I just took care of the most itchy bunghole in the whole building!

by [e-mail] cosmiksuckerpumcb January 29, 2018

Sticky Grinch

A long piece of weed that smells and tastes like barf ass.

"Yo, did you just smoke a sticky grinch because your breath is hot. "

by Nigsian June 3, 2018

Bench grinder

When you prone bone a CrossFit girl on the bench press.

She got her chalk on my cock during a CrossFit handjob, so I showed her the Bench Grinder and put her on the bench face down rubbing her nipples raw.

by SkiBumFun August 16, 2019

Gear Grinder

A redneck who's greatest aspiration in life is to dig to china by doing a burnout in his yard. Gear grinders can often be found drinking Red Bull, slamming beers, and listening to David Allen Coe. Gear grinders worship engine noise and often have so much horsepower they leave half their tires on the road. Gear grinders love trucks, big tires, and unnecessarily high suspension. A gear grinder is at home in the mud but will cause as much trouble on the road as they will off it.

A truck driver that wins the lottery will inevitably quit his job to become a full time gear grinder.

Gear grinders speak an unintelligible mix of drunk redneck and gibberish.

Gear grinders are often found in the Deep South especially Texas, Alabama, and North Carolina. Gear grinders rarely venture north where they will be criticized for flying confederate flags but they have been spotted as far north as the farming areas of Maryland.

*At the local gas station
Gear Grinder - "grab me up packa smokes a cuppla buds and some shells for ma 12 gauge"
Gas station employee - "Can I see your ID?"
Gear Grinder - "I musta left da-gon thang in ma truck"
Gas station employee - "that'll be $22.50"

by Porsche_911s November 2, 2020