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Horse grenade

An impossible goal or ideal for which to strive. A reference to the saying "close only counts in hand grenades and horseshoes". Getting as close to the ideal as possible is the goal.
That Democrat horse grenade bill should be passed shortly.
by BurtonLucifer September 2, 2022
mugGet the Horse grenademug.
It is described as the act of pleasuring a women with the use of one's hand. The act as described as "devastator" is to make a fist and insert into the woman's vigina, the next act of the "grenade" is to quickly open the hand so the fingers are spread as far apart as possible while still inside the women, the final act of the "reverse bear claw" is to curl your fingers (as if you're scratching a person's back) and quickly pull out.
My girl has been pissing me off by hitting me in the nuts by "accident" so I decided to giver her the ol' devastator, grenade, reverse bear claw (DGRBC) (DGR)
by Dir7ygash November 30, 2016
mugGet the devastator, grenade, reverse bear clawmug.

Kenabeek Hand Grenade

when one fisherman jerks another fisherman off into his own ass hole
Sharteen made Cuckberry give him an Kenabeek Hand Grenade last night
by OneSleevedBandit December 24, 2024
mugGet the Kenabeek Hand Grenademug.
Having an enemy attach a plasma grenade to your face during deathwatch play in any of the XBox Halo game series.
I was right in the middle of a kill streak that abruptly ended with a case of PGFS (Plasma Grenade Face Syndrome) courteous of hgnryGenghis and his plasma grenade.
by hngryGenghis September 29, 2010
mugGet the PGFS (Plasma Grenade Face Syndrome)mug.

Bro Grenade

When you have to jump on your Bro's friend or relative that nobody likes.
"Uncle Pete is going to be at the wedding, you mind making sure he doesn't bother anyone?"

"I'll take the Bro Grenade for the team. I gotchu."
by McNark December 4, 2024
mugGet the Bro Grenademug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collect Chaff Grenade: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
mugGet the Collect Chaff Grenade: The First Juvenile Release.mug.

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